Has any felt or noticed.

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: yllus
This will undoubtedly hold up as the best thread to come from these forums this entire year.

I'm buying it. Cracking up over here.

Nemesis, you seem to be in the zone tonight. Every post I read makes me want to know more about your life.

You're 58, you have a daughter and wife, you're Christian... What else? What kind of work do you do? Where do you live? How did you meet your wife? What do you do for fun?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Here's a little of my reality. Its as real as it gets for me . Understand this is a HUGH issue I have with myself. It changed how I lived toa degree.

One halloween After I was In deep shit with law . Already on probation. I was 19 I believe.

We did some tricken . Well it ended up being a big thing after people relized it could mean 5 years of my life. The Law came on heavey . I knew I was doomed. Because under oath I would self convict. But something strange happened . THE LAW screwed up.

When we went to pretrail, to plead . They read the charges. I was ready to plead guilty than it happened they read the charges . The times were all wrong . There were 2 seperate incidents that night . I was not at the second one, I had lots of reliable witnesses. When I heard the times I about pissed my pants. I knew I had an out . So I plead innocent . But the other guys involved like me were going to plead guilty also. Hearing me plead innocent they plead innocent . Which put me in hugh bind . As they were at second incident. They had NO witness. I couldn't tell them or I would go away. So I just kept to self built my own casewith witness. I won . Everone else lost. Judge was really pissed . None understood what happened but me. We were all asked under oath about a specific time . That was 2 hours off. Now all new it wasabout the first incident including self. I swore on BIBLE to tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth. I did that as did ever one else . I answered every question honestly. AS to Time period.

I know I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because law gave me an out . By not asking correct question.

I been to court since but as a witness . I refused to take oath on bible. Got fined . But I didn't swear either! few days easy time

If I was judging myself here . It would go badly for self. I didn't lie , But I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because I wasn't asked right questions.

But I knew. I have had to live with that. Its not as easy as one thinks if you believe in more than flesh . Its good for me GOD judges and not self. For he knows my heart and mind better than I will ever , Unless enlightened .Fat chance that happening, Thats just a glimse of what lies in my mind. Reality is what we make it . Its not pre definned.

You inpired me. I think there might be a movie in this, so I made a quick storyboard of the plot. Let me know if you're interested in fleshing out a whole screenplay.

nerp, I lied. YoYo is my hero now.

 

[schneiderguy]

Is english Nemsis 1's first language?

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Is english Nemsis 1's first language?

More importantly (to me) is if there comes an age when the ability to learn stops.

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Jello is the only thing that saved this thread from complete oblivion, not unlike Cosby's career after the Cosby show.

Jello saved cosby's career? Impressive.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
I really can't tell because of my bodies state.

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
were both old . I am sick . Its probably just me . I hope.

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
I guess I not dead enough body wise yet.

Well.. do us a favor.. and finish it off? you are a dumb fuck and your posts make me want to reach thru your screen and beat you with the left hand of doom

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
I swore on BIBLE to tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth. I did that as did ever one else . I answered every question honestly.

I know I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because

I refused to take oath on bible.

I didn't lie , But I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth

Wow... you really are fucked up.. I swore... i told the truth... i lied... i didnt swear.. i dont lie...

Which is it? it cant be both.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

I'm with AreaCode707. I must learn more of this strange being.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Instructions: download this zip file, then unzip the files to a folder of your choice, then open the PowerPoint presentation and play show (frame advances should be automatic)

My balls crawled back up into my body after watching.

I CAN'T HANDLE THE REALTY.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

YOyo's trailer is imbued with that surreal confusion that comes with reading a Nemesis 1 post, but it would be funnier to have a trailer with live actors trying to act this out. Let's make this happen.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
YOyo's trailer is imbued with that surreal confusion that comes with reading a Nemesis 1 post, but it would be funnier to have a trailer with live actors trying to act this out. Let's make this happen.

I considered trying to do some voice overs of the action, but my hugh grant, hugh laurie, hugh hefner, and hugh jackman impressions leave something to be desired.

I would certainly enjoy seeing a live action version, but I don't think I can handle that myself.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

I don't have the resources for live action either, but in lieu of that I've contributed to your storyboards. I CAN FEEL THE RADIANT HEAT.

Text

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
I don't have the resources for live action either, but in lieu of that I've contributed to your storyboards. I CAN FEEL THE RADIANT HEAT.

Text

What's that drawing in the Law come on heavey frame?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
I don't have the resources for live action either, but in lieu of that I've contributed to your storyboards. I CAN FEEL THE RADIANT HEAT.

Text

What's that drawing in the Law come on heavey frame?

Cop car lights?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
I don't have the resources for live action either, but in lieu of that I've contributed to your storyboards. I CAN FEEL THE RADIANT HEAT.

Text

What's that drawing in the Law come on heavey frame?

Cop car lights?

I guess that makes more sense than this

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy
I don't have the resources for live action either, but in lieu of that I've contributed to your storyboards. I CAN FEEL THE RADIANT HEAT.

Text

What's that drawing in the Law come on heavey frame?

Cop car lights?

I guess that makes more sense than this

Listen, hand drawing cop car lights in Paint isn't that easy. But I like your interpretation better anyway.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Here's a little of my reality. Its as real as it gets for me . Understand this is a HUGH issue I have with myself. It changed how I lived toa degree.

One halloween After I was In deep shit with law . Already on probation. I was 19 I believe.

We did some tricken . Well it ended up being a big thing after people relized it could mean 5 years of my life. The Law came on heavey . I knew I was doomed. Because under oath I would self convict. But something strange happened . THE LAW screwed up.

When we went to pretrail, to plead . They read the charges. I was ready to plead guilty than it happened they read the charges . The times were all wrong . There were 2 seperate incidents that night . I was not at the second one, I had lots of reliable witnesses. When I heard the times I about pissed my pants. I knew I had an out . So I plead innocent . But the other guys involved like me were going to plead guilty also. Hearing me plead innocent they plead innocent . Which put me in hugh bind . As they were at second incident. They had NO witness. I couldn't tell them or I would go away. So I just kept to self built my own casewith witness. I won . Everone else lost. Judge was really pissed . None understood what happened but me. We were all asked under oath about a specific time . That was 2 hours off. Now all new it wasabout the first incident including self. I swore on BIBLE to tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth. I did that as did ever one else . I answered every question honestly. AS to Time period.

I know I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because law gave me an out . By not asking correct question.

I been to court since but as a witness . I refused to take oath on bible. Got fined . But I didn't swear either! few days easy time

If I was judging myself here . It would go badly for self. I didn't lie , But I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because I wasn't asked right questions.

But I knew. I have had to live with that. Its not as easy as one thinks if you believe in more than flesh . Its good for me GOD judges and not self. For he knows my heart and mind better than I will ever , Unless enlightened .Fat chance that happening, Thats just a glimse of what lies in my mind. Reality is what we make it . Its not pre definned.

You inpired me. I think there might be a movie in this, so I made a quick storyboard of the plot. Let me know if you're interested in fleshing out a whole screenplay.

That is one of the most incredible things I have ever seen.

Originally posted by: nerp
maybe . a virus . body burining off . nightime war between germs and immune system . like mild fever . any bites recently? maybe should consider checking doctor to the street down the road ask him to take a look you should . once I had a long drawn out cold . woke up sweating all the time . turned out to be a low grade viral infection . antibiotics cured it.

I could understand this therefore you fail. You need more completely insane babble.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Here's a little of my reality. Its as real as it gets for me . Understand this is a HUGH issue I have with myself. It changed how I lived toa degree.

One halloween After I was In deep shit with law . Already on probation. I was 19 I believe.

We did some tricken . Well it ended up being a big thing after people relized it could mean 5 years of my life. The Law came on heavey . I knew I was doomed. Because under oath I would self convict. But something strange happened . THE LAW screwed up.

When we went to pretrail, to plead . They read the charges. I was ready to plead guilty than it happened they read the charges . The times were all wrong . There were 2 seperate incidents that night . I was not at the second one, I had lots of reliable witnesses. When I heard the times I about pissed my pants. I knew I had an out . So I plead innocent . But the other guys involved like me were going to plead guilty also. Hearing me plead innocent they plead innocent . Which put me in hugh bind . As they were at second incident. They had NO witness. I couldn't tell them or I would go away. So I just kept to self built my own casewith witness. I won . Everone else lost. Judge was really pissed . None understood what happened but me. We were all asked under oath about a specific time . That was 2 hours off. Now all new it wasabout the first incident including self. I swore on BIBLE to tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth. I did that as did ever one else . I answered every question honestly. AS to Time period.

I know I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because law gave me an out . By not asking correct question.

I been to court since but as a witness . I refused to take oath on bible. Got fined . But I didn't swear either! few days easy time

If I was judging myself here . It would go badly for self. I didn't lie , But I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because I wasn't asked right questions.

But I knew. I have had to live with that. Its not as easy as one thinks if you believe in more than flesh . Its good for me GOD judges and not self. For he knows my heart and mind better than I will ever , Unless enlightened .Fat chance that happening, Thats just a glimse of what lies in my mind. Reality is what we make it . Its not pre definned.

You inpired me. I think there might be a movie in this, so I made a quick storyboard of the plot. Let me know if you're interested in fleshing out a whole screenplay.

That is one of the most incredible things I have ever seen.

Well I hope you saw the preview to get the full effect.

 

[Mo0o]

OP is married? Are functionally retarded people allowed to marry?

 

[z1ggy]

Originally posted by: Nik
A collective message from us to you, Nemesis 1: Stop posting.

Yeah seriously you sound like a freaking crackhead.

 

[rbV5]

I missed this thread somehow, but YOyoYOhowsDAjello's powerpoint is pure fvcking genius. :thumbsup:

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
I just wish to ask if any of you people feel a differant kind heat . It seems present all the time . I really can't tell because of my bodies state. But wife has really been complaining about heat lately and its cool in our area. Yesterday and the night befor were extremely bad today this morning same thing . Is it me or are others feeling this strange radiant heat?

Heat? It's cold and rainy here..wtf..

 

[JS80]

I REALLY want to meet Nemesis 1 in real life

 

[Gothgar]

me fail engish? thats unpossible