Harry S. Plinkett reviews Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

angminas

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I've avoided seeing the movie, since I've heard it's horrorawful...should I just skip it and watch the review?
 

shortylickens

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OK, I REALLY did not need to see that thing with the Olsen twins.
Thats even worse than raping and torturing the hookers. Why the fuck does he do that?
 

shortylickens

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OK, that wasnt nearly as funny as his other reviews.

But he did make some good points, not the least of which is Spielberg and Lucas are old men and lost their edge. They need to turn over their franchises to younger men who still have their demons.
 

UberNeuman

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Part Time!

Loved that they nailed that stupid line with Mac "I'm gunna be all right..." just before he gets sucked away...
 

CZroe

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I always said that Steven should have referenced his E.T. critics by having the men at the table pull out walkie-talkies when he tried to tell Shia that he brought a knife to a gun fight.
 

HAL9000

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Just watched all of it, awesome, undoubtedly the best review I've ever seen, It had never occurred to me that Indy only kills 1 person in the fourth film!