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Hardest Flash Game

All I know from my one minute of game play is you have to drop down under the spiked platform once it raises up after triggering it by touching the moving platform.

Or maybe not. I got over to the other side and I still died...but if I drop down on the side I started on, I still get killed. Fuck this game.
 
Cattlegod said:
f that game. wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to restart every time
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What would be the point of the spikes and shit?

What makes this game stupid is that you cannot SEE what's coming next. If you could see where the spikes would be coming from, you could make an attempt and potentially pull it off the first try.

But trying over and over and over and over and over and over and over just to memorize a routine just to have to start all over once you get it right is just... fucking retarded. It's not a GAME. It's not FUN. It's like fucking homework or something.

This person should never EVER make video games again. Ever.
 
Nik said:
What would be the point of the spikes and shit?

What makes this game stupid is that you cannot SEE what's coming next. If you could see where the spikes would be coming from, you could make an attempt and potentially pull it off the first try.

But trying over and over and over and over and over and over and over just to memorize a routine just to have to start all over once you get it right is just... fucking retarded. It's not a GAME. It's not FUN. It's like fucking homework or something.

This person should never EVER make video games again. Ever.
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Damn those games that make you think and remember things.
 
Didn't even make it past level 1. Got close, and I'm sure there's some magic timing that will get me past the second set of spikes if I land on a specific pixel, but if I want to work out my reflexes I'll go play soccer or the piano or something. Let me know if it presents a mental challenge of some sort.
 
irishScott said:
Didn't even make it past level 1. Got close, and I'm sure there's some magic timing that will get me past the second set of spikes if I land on a specific pixel, but if I want to work out my reflexes I'll go play soccer or the piano or something. Let me know if it presents a mental challenge of some sort.
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It's not about "magic timing", it's about thinking differently (in that specific scenario). It's a shame you aren't bright enough to think there's another way out than through the spikes that you already can tell are impossible to pass.
 
Nik said:
What would be the point of the spikes and shit?

What makes this game stupid is that you cannot SEE what's coming next. If you could see where the spikes would be coming from, you could make an attempt and potentially pull it off the first try.

But trying over and over and over and over and over and over and over just to memorize a routine just to have to start all over once you get it right is just... fucking retarded. It's not a GAME. It's not FUN. It's like fucking homework or something.

This person should never EVER make video games again. Ever.
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it's not as bad as the Super Mario level:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8
 
XabanakFanatik said:
It's not about "magic timing", it's about thinking differently (in that specific scenario). It's a shame you aren't bright enough to think there's another way out than through the spikes that you already can tell are impossible to pass.
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No, its about memorization, and memorization isn't fun, or challenging.

A game where you have to play a level repeatedly in order to memorize the random, unseen challenges ahead is a shitty game.
 
Fuck. This part is ridiculous:

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I made it to the two little guys holding the boulder. Made it past them and stopped before going to the next screen. If this "game" is going to be just an endless set of memorization, then I'll pass.
 
Wow that Pedo Bear guy is tough!

BTW it's obvious but in case people didn't get it this is a take on the good old Mega Man games.
 
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