Hard to imagine how ppl did their work without internet before...

E equals MC2

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Looking for a biz?

Old day: Look up via yellow page. Flip through millions of businesses and locate the 1" x 1" box that vaguely describes anything. You don't know their credibility, how they stack up against competition, their rates, etc.

Today: Google what you're looking for + your town, state = hundreds of results showing, most with user review/feedbacks, price comparison, their location on map, even their website which would provide further info.

Wanna watch a movie?

Old day: Fucking call up movie threatre (I still remember this) and go through 15 mins of messages to see what movies are playing and their times. If you forgot it, press 3 to repeat entry. Do this until you're ready to punch someone. Oh, you can also look at newspaper 1" x 1" boxes displaying showtimes. Now where's that newspaper...

Today: Google/Yahoo/whatever movie theater + your location = See all theatres within 50 mile radius and their complete show times. Pick and choose to your liking. You're out on the streets? Do the exact same on your mobile phone.

Wanna sell your old car? (This helped me personally GREATLY)


Old day: Go hit up newspaper for an ad space. $55 for 3 days and $10 additional for additional text lines. "4dr sdn v6 BO" what a bull shit. If the car doesn't sell, keep spending money which will rack up to hundreds. How much is my car worth anyway??? If nothing works, bring car to the dealer who'll pay you pennise for your car.

Today: Enter your vehicle info and find its value using KBB in 5 mins. Craiglist it for free. Write all the description you want, pictures, and even your lil sob story about why you're selling and why this is a good deal for the buyer. 10-20 people contact you each day, set up appt and boom, you've sold your car at a competitive price.

I'm sure I'm missing FAR more important things like stock prices in at everyone's fingertips, market research, etc...
 

TwiceOver

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I remember when people bought porn... Now days, google whatever fucked up thing you like to look at.
 

BurnItDwn

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Wanna watch a movie?

Old day: Look in entertainment section of newspaper that was delivered to the door. It shows all movies and all times of all theaters in local area. Read reviews of movies in entertainment section.

Today: Google/Yahoo/whatever movie theater + your location = See all theatres within 50 mile radius and their complete show times. Pick and choose to your liking. You're out on the streets? Do the exact same on your mobile phone. Read reviews on imdb.

:)
 

JJChicken

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Want to listen to your favourite song?

Old day: Go buy the album/single or tape the radio version

New day: Google it or use iTunes.
 

911paramedic

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Old: Folded up maps that would never re-fold.
New: Google Maps, get directions, satellite views, and even street views.
 

Foxery

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Buying & building a computer
Old: I ordered parts for my 486 after reading a 1,000+ page Computer Shopper magazine and tagging pages for each company that had good deals on each component.
Progress: Pentium/K6 class built using PriceWatch.com, back when most of its partners were really shady.
New: Amazon/Newegg/Fry's/Buy.com
 

Xavier434

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Originally posted by: sdifox
people worked better before internet :)

Ya, the internet has made a lot of people stupid because of how much they depend on it. Then again, the same argument could be made about electricity I suppose.
 

bonkers325

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Want to whore for attention?

Old day: streak through Main Street

Today: post threads about winning all-american awards and missing bosox games
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: bonkers325
Want to whore for attention?

Old day: streak through Main Street

Today: post threads about winning all-american awards and missing bosox games

I'm detecting large quantities of win in this sector.
 

TruePaige

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Wanted to keep cool?

Old: Jump in a pool or sit under a tree.

New: Keep cool with solution.
 

SAWYER

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I remember back in the day buying video games was based on looking at the back of the box.
 

Xavier434

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Old: Play DOS based games at work which have that hot key feature which immediately brings you to C: prompt
New: Neff on ATOT
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: Sawyer
I remember back in the day buying video games was based on looking at the back of the box.

At least the computer games had those big ass boxes back then.
 

bignateyk

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I dunno... I think the internet makes me less productive. I usually surf the web for at least an hour out of my work day...

If I had nothing else to distract me, i'd probably be finding work to do.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Old: Switch tapes/CDs in and out of car stereo, bitch when you don't have the one you want
New: Hook computer-synched MP3 player up to the stereo, all music to go
 

BladeVenom

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Originally posted by: bignateyk
I dunno... I think the internet makes me less productive. I usually surf the web for at least an hour out of my work day...

If I had nothing else to distract me, i'd probably be finding work to do.

QFT.

Also the computer age promised a paperless society, but thanks to printers we use more paper than ever before.
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Old: Switch tapes/CDs in and out of car stereo, bitch when you don't have the one you want
New: Hook computer-synched MP3 player up to the stereo, all music to go

Unfortunately I'm still in the old days on that one. :(
 

npoe1

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Sawyer
I remember back in the day buying video games was based on looking at the back of the box.

At least the computer games had those big ass boxes back then.

I miss those days :(
 

revnja

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Originally posted by: TruePaige
Wanted to keep cool?

Old: Jump in a pool or sit under a tree.

New: Keep cool with solution.

This made me laugh. :)
 

MidasKnight

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Old: Stayed fit by " leaving the house "

New: Spare tire, large secretary ass with large curd dimples .... Thanks Internet !
 

frostedflakes

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Originally posted by: TwiceOver
I remember when people bought porn... Now days, google whatever fucked up thing you like to look at.
"Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy."

-Randy Marsh