Happy topic for the day: What do you want for your funeral arrangements?

[snoopy7548]

I am surprised no one posted:

What do you want on your tombstone?

Ham and pineapple!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Cremate me and bury me in the designated hole. No church service or other big fuss.

Probably should set aside some funds to make that doable. I don’t expect there will be any family left to do it for me out of the goodness of their hearts, and lawyers don’t work for free.

 

[Chaotic42]

Not until he's dead

Rude

 

[IBMJunkman]

Uh... how many? What's the story there?

Probably the same situation as me. No relatives. Would not ask my friends to hold my urn. My Dad donated his body to science. When the school was done with him they cremated him and put his ashes in their memorial wall with others. I would do the same but I live 4 hours away and they like their stiffs fresh. I may call and see if I pay the fee will they just stick me in the wall with him.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

There are places called body farms where they just lay you out in a field and study what happens to you over time. Sometimes they just monitor insect and bacteria progress. Other places are for homicide and forensics investigators to study decomp progress. Not sure how to get a reservation ... yet.