Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah.

 

[dannybek]

Merry Christmas.

 

[theNorseman]

shalom Roger . . .






norse

 

[Waveslidin]

Thanks Roger..happy Hannukah to you as well.

 

[gopunk]

if i was white and/or religious, i'd be a jew... happy hanukkah to you too

 

[ThERibMaSTeR]

So what does Hanukah consist of>?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: ThERibMaSTeR
So what does Hanukah consist of>?

Eating food and stuff probably

 

[Aquaman]

The Hannukah Song
Performed by Adam Sandler on 03 Dec 1994 (Roseanne)

Chorus:

Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like/the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people that are
Jewish like you and me:

David Lee Roth
lights the menorah
So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan
and the late Dinah Shorah

Guess who eats together at
the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!

Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!

You don't need to Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin the dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock!

[Chorus]

O.J. Simpson [not a Jew]
But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew [He converted]
We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby,

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!

[Chorus]

So many Jews are in Show Biz
Tom Cruise isn't but I think his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin and tonica
But don't smoke marijuanica
If you really really wannika
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hannukah Everybody!

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Originally posted by: Waveslidin
Thanks Roger..happy Hannukah to you as well.

 

[ndee]

similar to Hakuna Matata eh?

 

[Iron Woode]

Happy Hanukkah to all jewish members.

I forgot to say Happy Ramamdan to all muslim members. My boss is Muslim and I kid him about it.

Don't forget the song Pretty Fly for a Rabbi.

 

[Vernor]

Originally posted by: ThERibMaSTeR
So what does Hanukah consist of>?

Doughnuts and fried foods:

doughnuts

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: ndee
similar to Hakuna Matata eh?

Hakuna Matata to everyone here as well

 

[dolph]

chappy chanukah! ("chappy" pronounced with the coughing up phlegm sound)