Man he died like 10 years ago. Didn't you get the memo?
"You don't scare me, I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[Beth shows Bill a nude photo of herself, disguised with a paper bag so he won't recognize her]
Beth: Bill, what do you think of this photo?
Bill: Who is that?
Beth: Oh, it's a friend of mine doing a thesis at NYU, it's a fine arts program.
Bill: Uh-huh. Well, it's an interesting commentary on the objectification of the female form and of course the masks women are forced to wear in our society. If I were the NEA I'd give her five or six grand.
Beth: Well, Bill, do you think it's sexy?
Bill: Well, I don't really think that's germane to a discussion of the statement the artist is trying to make.
Beth: Thank you, Bill.
[Bill walks over to Matthew]
Bill: Beth's showing nudie photos of herself with a paper bag over her head. Check it out.
Bill: Dave, don't worry about it. You know what they say: "Mighty oaks from little acorns grow."
Dave: ...Thanks, Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?
[A short while later]
Bill: Envy not that which not need be possessed.
Dave: Thanks, Bill.
Bill: Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and family. That one doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's always stuck with me.
I just totally replayed that in my head, in Phil Hartman's voice.
And I'm laughing, out loud, from it.
:thumbsup:
Quote: [Beth shows Bill a nude photo of herself, disguised with a paper bag so he won't recognize her] Beth: Bill, what do you think of this photo? Bill: Who is that? Beth: Oh, it's a friend of mine doing a thesis at NYU, it's a fine arts program. Bill: Uh-huh. Well, it's an interesting commentary on the objectification of the female form and of course the masks women are forced to wear in our society. If I were the NEA I'd give her five or six grand. Beth: Well, Bill, do you think it's sexy? Bill: Well, I don't really think that's germane to a discussion of the statement the artist is trying to make. Beth: Thank you, Bill. [Bill walks over to Matthew] Bill: Beth's showing nudie photos of herself with a paper bag over her head. Check it out. Bill: Dave, don't worry about it. You know what they say: "Mighty oaks from little acorns grow." Dave: ...Thanks, Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies? [A short while later] Bill: Envy not that which not need be possessed. Dave: Thanks, Bill. Bill: Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and family. That one doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's always stuck with me. 2chr
