Happy birthday dquan97, you sexy bitch!

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: dquan97
Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS

Time to call my girlfriend...

Why? She will just go through your five hole and run away

Cheers,
Aquaman

that's kinda true...every once in a while, someone with a nice wrist shot just gets right in there and rapes me every time

my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

The secret to scoring........... the quick release

Also use the back hand more No one uses the back hand............. they always try to get it to the forehand.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that

I'm a butterfly goalie, but sometimes that special someone repeatedly just shoot it 4-5" above the ground and right over the goal stick.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that

you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!!

I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey .

Me and my teammate, dork. He's got no speed, no hands... just a strong shovel shot. Score.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that

you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!!

I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey .

Unless you're talking about women's hockey, where US > Canucks

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that

you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!!

I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey .

Unless you're talking about women's hockey, where US > Canucks

Well......... when you have to use men on the womens team



Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.

Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that

you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!!

I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey .

Unless you're talking about women's hockey, where US > Canucks

Except at Salt Lake City

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: rh71
you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!!

I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey .

Me and my teammate, dork. He's got no speed, no hands... just a strong shovel shot. Score.

I don't know what a shovel shot is but I assume it just means he crashes the net and hacks away until it goes in. Anyhow, I'm a defenseman so my goals come mostly from slapshots from the point and the occasional rush so I can't help you much

 

[ravana]

Happy Birthday dude

:beer: for you

 

[upsciLLion]

Happy birthday, mang.