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rh71

rh71

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happy birthday dude, but I'm not gonna call you sexy.
 
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dquan97

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Originally posted by: rh71
happy birthday dude, but I'm not gonna call you sexy.
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c'mon, why not? ;)

at least say that my five-hole looks sexy...until I close it
 
rh71

rh71

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I ain't going near your 5-hole... that's something for your Ms. to exploit.
 
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Aquaman

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The Mrs. goes for the neither regions........... but misses and falls through the five hole :Q :confused: ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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dquan97

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Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS :)

Time to call my girlfriend... ;)
 
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Aquaman

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Originally posted by: dquan97
Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS :)

Time to call my girlfriend... ;)
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Why? She will just go through your five hole and run away ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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dquan97

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: dquan97
Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS :)

Time to call my girlfriend... ;)
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Why? She will just go through your five hole and run away ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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that's kinda true...every once in a while, someone with a nice wrist shot just gets right in there and rapes me every time
 
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Aquaman

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Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: dquan97
Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS :)

Time to call my girlfriend... ;)
Click to expand...

Why? She will just go through your five hole and run away ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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that's kinda true...every once in a while, someone with a nice wrist shot just gets right in there and rapes me every time
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you need this :)


I prefer this between my legs ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
rh71

rh71

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Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: dquan97
Had chinese food for lunch today and guess what I read in the fortune cookie?

THE EVENING PROMISES ROMANTIC INTERESTS :)

Time to call my girlfriend... ;)
Click to expand...

Why? She will just go through your five hole and run away ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
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that's kinda true...every once in a while, someone with a nice wrist shot just gets right in there and rapes me every time
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my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.
 
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RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.
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Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that ;) :p
 
rh71

rh71

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Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: rh71
that's kinda true...every once in a while, someone with a nice wrist shot just gets right in there and rapes me every time
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my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.
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Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that ;) :p
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you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... ;) Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!! ;)
 
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RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: rh71
my muthaf'n teammate is leading the team in scoring... you know how he does it... shovel shots along the floor... it goes in every fuggin time... tell me that's the secret to goal scoring... cause it's harder to stop those shots. I swear his success rate is like 4 of 5. It's killin' me.
Click to expand...
Depends on the goalie's style, stand up goalies you shoot low on, butterfly goalies you go shelf. The real secret to scoring is not sucking and I don't think any of us can help you with that ;) :p
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you should watch both of our styles and you tell me which one of us sucks... ;) Even the butterfly goalies can't get down quick enough. I know they're not professionals or anything, but come on!!! ;)
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I hope I'm reading that wrong and you're you're not questioning my hockey skills. Because I'm Canadian, and that automatically makes me better than you at hockey :p.
 
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