Happiness is...

[Shortcut]

...wearing warm clothes fresh from the dryer.

Your turn, folks.

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: Shortcut
...wearing warm clothes fresh from the oven.

Your turn, folks.

Fixed!

 

[Feldenak]

:music:a warm gun:music:

 

[CrackRabbit]

:music:... a warm gun. Oh, yes it is.:music:

Damn you Feldenak!!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

...a tall beer and nowhere to be.

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: Shortcut
...wearing warm clothes fresh from the oven.

Your turn, folks.

Fixed!

Oh that's good, too! Sometimes i wish my clothes had a "warming" feature built-in...

 

[Regs]

lol.

"The color blue".

As in not pink. I guess it depends on the test.

 

[JulesMaximus]

...A fast commute to work on my bike past miles of cars stuck in traffic.

 

[Feldenak]

Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fcking work, ok!?

 

[Lola]

Happiness is a full fridge
happiness is clean, warm sheets underneath the tushie's of you and your spouse on a saturday night.
Happiness is fresh watermelon on a hot day.
Happiness is helping someone who needs help.
Happiness is knowing you can be a grown up and feel good when your mom calls you when you are sick.
Happiness is a blanket and a cup of hot cider on a rainy fall Sunday.

 

[jhayx7]

"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." -Jack Handy

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
happiness is clean, warm sheets underneath the tushie's of you and your spouse on a saturday night.

QFT. Our dog usually warms up the sheets, then we move him out of the way.

 

[newb111]

...the end of sopranos.

 

[Shortcut]

Happiness is expelling a nagging blackhead. (yeah, i went there!)

 

[LeiZaK]

...slavery

 

[SKORPI0]

Sorry, had to say it.... 2 chicks at once.

 

[jagec]

Motorcycling down an empty highway through the mountains on a warm, sunny fall day.

Lying on a perfect white-sand beach, all by yourself, 10,000 miles away from anything that needs your attention.

 

[IGBT]

..the blinding light of retirement at the end of the tunnel.

 

[imported_Imp]

"such a drag it never sticks around."

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
...slavery

WTF?

 

[krunchykrome]

*Waking up on a school day to find a couple feet of snow outside Oh, how I miss school.

*Having to take a #2 and holding it for a long long time, then finally taking care of business.

 

[radioouman]

spending time on the lake with my wife or with our families in our boat.

 

[moonbit]

...a kitten sleeping cutely and not chewing on my toes
...almost any sort of job well done
...the R&R after that job well done
...a loved one's smile
...a tasty dessert you're not going to feel guilty about
...fulfilling your life's purpose, whatever that may be

 

[TruePaige]

Warm, fresh cookies

Clothes from the Oven

Christmas Morning

Snow Days (I miss those)

Guitar Hero / DDR / Karaoke Rev. Showdown.

 

[uhohs]

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