Hank Hill goes ballistic

[shabby]

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw that was funny

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
A T-bone steak for breakfast? Holy crap.

Never had steak and eggs?

Nope. I've had it, but apparently I'm a dumbass because I thought it was more of an "eggs at dinner" kind of thing than a "steak at breakfast" thing. I guess I need to get out more.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

that was awesome. he even takes a shot at northerners.

i like the way he misses 4 ounces of sausage from his couple dozen eggs and t-bone breakfast.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

a man over 200lbs is not always fat

This is AT where muscle = kryptonite. If most here tip the scales at more than 130, they'd better be 6'6" or they're a lardass.

 

[sierrita]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

So what, do you think he should feel ashamed?

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

a man over 200lbs is not always fat

I think it was implied though when he called that woman "plump".

Women get plump at that weight
Men can become lumberjacks at that weight

If they're eating Jimmy Dean sausage, they're probably also plump.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
A T-bone steak for breakfast? Holy crap.

Never had steak and eggs?

Nope. I've had it, but apparently I'm a dumbass because I thought it was more of an "eggs at dinner" kind of thing than a "steak at breakfast" thing. I guess I need to get out more.

oh man growing up we had steak and eggs nearly every weekend. but then weekends were always very busy days and we wouldnt get lunch but a early dinner.

also it seems like all the farmers have something like that every morning. they are also not fat (well a few are). i love going over to help them out. i get a great breakfast and lupper (lunch dinner? heh)

 

[biggestmuff]

"and as far as your Maple and Sage, I don't eat that. I'm not from the North" LOL I bought that once. ONCE.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Damn, that man is passionate about delicious Jimmy Dean sausage.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Damn, that man is passionate about delicious Jimmy Dean sausage.

no kidding, I actually felt like he could be a spokesperson for jimmy dean.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: sierrita

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

So what, do you think he should feel ashamed?

Yes.

 

[prism]

Funny stuff, even funnier that individual consumers think they'll be taken seriously when they rant like that.

 

[BUTCH1]

Funny rant, 8/10

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Omg I can't stop laughing :laugh: So much quotable in that! XD

I like my sausage from Jones Meats Store bought I think we usually get like Tennessee pride.. I'm a Georgia boy! Not some pussy yankee!

Dammit I wanna eat! Even if it is 1 in the morning! :|

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Dean

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Don't mess with a man's breakfast:laugh:

So you finally figured how to upload content to YouTube?

Yeah it's Red's blatant attempt to get more hits to his Youtube upload!!

HAHA

GUFFAW

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: sierrita

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

So what, do you think he should feel ashamed?

Well, there isn't any way to say it that makes it sound like an accomplishment.

 

[Juno]

captions?

 

[alkemyst]

I am willing to bet these were some hard hitting dudes. Probably not Frank Zane ripped, but could probably do some major trauma to most normal folks. These kind of guys tend to pick a thicker woman just because putting a brad in with a 20lb sledge would be a disaster.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Juno
captions?

"little 'ol 12 ounce god damn roll of sausage s'posed to feed your brother, and me, and 'you', 600 pounds of men, at least, get my point? And the two girls - and they put it in that fuck'n pussy-roll of sausage. Son-of-a-bitch. Somebody needs their ass kicked, some little consumer-geek-a-roid thought this shit up... (Wife: save the money, save the money) Save money, yeah, save money, save money. Fuck, I wanna eat god dammit!"

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
a man over 200lbs is not always fat

No, but the ones obsessed with commercial sausage roll size tend to be.

 

[nageov3t]

t-bone steak, eggs, and a roll of sausage is what Texans eat for breakfast?

no wonder they're so in love with the death penalty... they need to make more room for their asses

 

[Locut0s]

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
He's proud of his fat family?

a man over 200lbs is not always fat

considering this is a family that eats 16oz of sausage on top of "a couple dozen" fried eggs and a T-bone steak for breakfast...my money would be on them being fat

 

[DangerAardvark]

SAUSAGE

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
SAUSAGE

God I loved that skit. Thanks! Been a long time since I saw that.