Geosurface
Diamond Member
After you've finished the game, come here and discuss the story.
I am, I think, near the end... I'm at the Composer. I won't get too deep into commentary until I finish, but for now I wanted to say a couple of things.
I like the game a lot, but I definitely prefer the Bungie efforts.
Some things that bug me:
The last one is the one I'd like to address most of all.
In previous Halo games it seemed like the implication was that Forerunners were human, now there's some convoluted mess about the humans being enemies of the forerunner... but the forerunner look almost exactly identical to humans except for having Voldamort noses...
and Master Chief now goes from being the best hope of a technologically outgunned species, who has some luck and a lot of skill, to now being Neo... THE ONE, chosen hundreds of thousands of years earlier to end up in that exact place, with that exact armor, with that exact Cortana AI...
that's stupid.
I frankly didn't like the original revelation that humans were forerunners... now that it's gotten less clear it hasn't gotten any less stupid.
The whole story of the Halos going off previously and wiping out all life, and life having to be seeded and restarted... didn't fit with what we know of biology on this planet and it's history, and I always felt the Forerunner were cooler when they were absent, mysterious, alien, unfathomable, not human.
Now we're seeing too much of the Forerunner and the mystery is being sapped. It's exactly like Prometheus. The Space Jockeys too, were this enigmatic thing in the original Alien... some incredibly intelligent, maybe long extinct... huge species we had little in common with other than spacefaring, whom had started a warning beacon countless millenia earlier... it was a mysterious little tidbit, it was cool to think of the sad fate of that lone pilot, the mentality of a species which would trust a huge ship to only one pilot, not worry about his loneliness... and in fact graft him into the seat of the ship. It was interesting, it was mysterious, it sparked your imagination. In Prometheus? They did the same shit as Halo. "Oh you know that mysterious ancient alien race? They were humans, lol! but maybe like, paler... with a voldemort nose" stupid, stupid. stupid.
I used to read the Halo books pretty religiously but I haven't kept up with the more recent ones that dealt more with Forerunners. There's a reason for that.
I really liked the original narrative of humans being this sort of post-superstition, technological, militaristic society that was hopelessly outgunned and outnumbered by the Covenant, who were like galactic Taliban with their religious zeal and "heretic, demon!" crap. Dedicated to wipe out humanity for vague heresy... with the backdrop of the long gone, unfathomable Forerunners.
But y'know, I set my issues with that stuff aside and have still enjoyed the Halo games. I'm still enjoying Halo 4, don't get me wrong.
Just venting a little.
As stupid as the Foreunners are humans development was, it was nowhere near as stupid as Master Chief ending up being the ultimate Neo chosen one destined product of Forerunner plans from a half a million years ago, implanted with a "gene song" lol. C'mon. Just dumb.
And while I'm talking dumb...
Forward Unto Dawn web series? Not very good. Oh of course... we're still well within the throes of a stupid, stupid trend which started perhaps with Aliens when Ripley was the badass, although it was actually DONE WELL IN THAT CASE. All this derivative bullshit that has come since... and REALLY needs to run it's course soon, is just stupid.
I'm talking about how in Forward Unto Dawn, the academy commander... woman of course, whom they call "sir" (dumb), best shot in their little group? Narnia girl. Leader of their group and only one who can hold her shit together? Black girl.
Enough with the overly feministic bullcrap... having an occasional strong female character who is a little badass, in a believable way like Chicone from Aliens (The butch Latina with the big gun)? Sure, that can work. Endlessly presenting these little waifs like Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil, Ultra Violet, Fifth Element, and every other fucking movie she does, as being these unstoppable badasses? Just dumb, and getting REALLY OLD.
Plus it seems to come at the expense of male heroes a lot, it's this big over correction for movies in the past not having enough female heroes... yes, there was a correction required, we've gone WAY beyond what it was. The funniest for me was how Narnia girl with her big fish lips always looked like a little kid wearing her dad's helmet, it was always way too big for her. This undermined even moreso, the idea of her as some kind of badass.
Anyway, sorry for the rant. The main reason I was underwhelmed by Forward Unto Dawn was having to focus on a bunch of stupid kids... it was not completely awful overall, but there were a lot of retarded moments. Like the two teenaged Spartans taking off their helmets at the end. In the books when it's just words + your imagination, a concept like them being active in the field in their teens can work better than when you're forced to see some little shit looking like their head is 1/100th the size it should be on their body...
I am, I think, near the end... I'm at the Composer. I won't get too deep into commentary until I finish, but for now I wanted to say a couple of things.
I like the game a lot, but I definitely prefer the Bungie efforts.
Some things that bug me:
- Chief talks too much
- Cortana's teeth are weird
- Jackal redesign
- Music isn't as good, not enough Halo theme.
- Convoluted story
- I don't like Master Chief becoming Neo.
The last one is the one I'd like to address most of all.
In previous Halo games it seemed like the implication was that Forerunners were human, now there's some convoluted mess about the humans being enemies of the forerunner... but the forerunner look almost exactly identical to humans except for having Voldamort noses...
and Master Chief now goes from being the best hope of a technologically outgunned species, who has some luck and a lot of skill, to now being Neo... THE ONE, chosen hundreds of thousands of years earlier to end up in that exact place, with that exact armor, with that exact Cortana AI...
that's stupid.
I frankly didn't like the original revelation that humans were forerunners... now that it's gotten less clear it hasn't gotten any less stupid.
The whole story of the Halos going off previously and wiping out all life, and life having to be seeded and restarted... didn't fit with what we know of biology on this planet and it's history, and I always felt the Forerunner were cooler when they were absent, mysterious, alien, unfathomable, not human.
Now we're seeing too much of the Forerunner and the mystery is being sapped. It's exactly like Prometheus. The Space Jockeys too, were this enigmatic thing in the original Alien... some incredibly intelligent, maybe long extinct... huge species we had little in common with other than spacefaring, whom had started a warning beacon countless millenia earlier... it was a mysterious little tidbit, it was cool to think of the sad fate of that lone pilot, the mentality of a species which would trust a huge ship to only one pilot, not worry about his loneliness... and in fact graft him into the seat of the ship. It was interesting, it was mysterious, it sparked your imagination. In Prometheus? They did the same shit as Halo. "Oh you know that mysterious ancient alien race? They were humans, lol! but maybe like, paler... with a voldemort nose" stupid, stupid. stupid.
I used to read the Halo books pretty religiously but I haven't kept up with the more recent ones that dealt more with Forerunners. There's a reason for that.
I really liked the original narrative of humans being this sort of post-superstition, technological, militaristic society that was hopelessly outgunned and outnumbered by the Covenant, who were like galactic Taliban with their religious zeal and "heretic, demon!" crap. Dedicated to wipe out humanity for vague heresy... with the backdrop of the long gone, unfathomable Forerunners.
But y'know, I set my issues with that stuff aside and have still enjoyed the Halo games. I'm still enjoying Halo 4, don't get me wrong.
Just venting a little.
As stupid as the Foreunners are humans development was, it was nowhere near as stupid as Master Chief ending up being the ultimate Neo chosen one destined product of Forerunner plans from a half a million years ago, implanted with a "gene song" lol. C'mon. Just dumb.
And while I'm talking dumb...
Forward Unto Dawn web series? Not very good. Oh of course... we're still well within the throes of a stupid, stupid trend which started perhaps with Aliens when Ripley was the badass, although it was actually DONE WELL IN THAT CASE. All this derivative bullshit that has come since... and REALLY needs to run it's course soon, is just stupid.
I'm talking about how in Forward Unto Dawn, the academy commander... woman of course, whom they call "sir" (dumb), best shot in their little group? Narnia girl. Leader of their group and only one who can hold her shit together? Black girl.
Enough with the overly feministic bullcrap... having an occasional strong female character who is a little badass, in a believable way like Chicone from Aliens (The butch Latina with the big gun)? Sure, that can work. Endlessly presenting these little waifs like Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil, Ultra Violet, Fifth Element, and every other fucking movie she does, as being these unstoppable badasses? Just dumb, and getting REALLY OLD.
Plus it seems to come at the expense of male heroes a lot, it's this big over correction for movies in the past not having enough female heroes... yes, there was a correction required, we've gone WAY beyond what it was. The funniest for me was how Narnia girl with her big fish lips always looked like a little kid wearing her dad's helmet, it was always way too big for her. This undermined even moreso, the idea of her as some kind of badass.
Anyway, sorry for the rant. The main reason I was underwhelmed by Forward Unto Dawn was having to focus on a bunch of stupid kids... it was not completely awful overall, but there were a lot of retarded moments. Like the two teenaged Spartans taking off their helmets at the end. In the books when it's just words + your imagination, a concept like them being active in the field in their teens can work better than when you're forced to see some little shit looking like their head is 1/100th the size it should be on their body...