Halloween Story [Joke]

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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**If it steps over the line, please feel free to lock**


A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.

The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"

So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.

They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door.
"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.

"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black.

Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.

"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.

"Chocolate M & M's, " said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
 

datalink7

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Just because you are the "Ace Reporter" you think you can post racist jokes?

Of course, you are going to come in here and say you aren't racist, but then
knowing what you are going to say doesn't change what you posted.

Extremly unacceptable.
 

Cattlegod

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Originally posted by: datalink7
Just because you are the "Ace Reporter" you think you can post racist jokes?

Of course, you are going to come in here and say you aren't racist, but then
knowing what you are going to say doesn't change what you posted.

Extremly unacceptable.

i bet you hate blacks
 

datalink7

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Jan 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: datalink7
Just because you are the "Ace Reporter" you think you can post racist jokes?

Of course, you are going to come in here and say you aren't racist, but then
knowing what you are going to say doesn't change what you posted.

Extremly unacceptable.

Sorry, I was just pulling your chain :p
 

jadinolf

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: datalink7
Just because you are the "Ace Reporter" you think you can post racist jokes?

Of course, you are going to come in here and say you aren't racist, but then
knowing what you are going to say doesn't change what you posted.

Extremly unacceptable.

Racist joke? Am I mssing something?
 

ElFenix

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Mar 20, 2000
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damnit i missed it! and i don't miss much that goes on around here.

i even know about n0cmonkey and M4H!


edit: :laugh:
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Awesome joke. :D

Motion to put it back up and distribute 10% off coupon codes for "Sense of Humour" to anyone who found it offensive.

- M4H
 

wedi42

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Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
I want to hear the original joke..

well you can't HEAR it, but if you want to read it, just hit refresh.
NFS4 re-edited his post to include the joke again