Halloween Really Brings Out the Unity

[Rebasxer]

So I get this instant message from a kid in my class who's jewish

Him: hey guess what I'm being for halloween
Me: What?
Him: Jesus Christ, hope I don't crucified
Me: wow....that's terrible
Him: YEA WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT YOUR LORD AND DRINK HIS BLOOD YOU F***ING VAMPIRE
Me: ....

I'm not even sure how to respond to this...

 

[Tab]

Tell him he's a jew and he's going to hell.

 

[Legendary]

 

[Sphexi]

lol get a picture of him dressed up like the J-man, it'll go over well at school.

 

[andylawcc]

hehe.. that's teh cool

 

[love2skate824]

yeah man, get like a picure of him as jesus and put it up at his temple...

 

[Rebasxer]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
lol get a picture of him dressed up like the J-man, it'll go over well at school.

Well I go to a Catholic school so most people would just take it as a sign that he has "found the light" and not him mocking their religion.

 

[Sphexi]

A Jewish kid goes to your Catholic school?

 

[Martin]

take his jew gold - all jews carry a sack of gold around their necks. but remember, they also carry a sack of fake jew gold to fool poeple!

 

[HomerSapien]

Tell him you will take his gold

 

[TBone48]

If you've got a Jewish kid in your class at a Catholic school he's probably cracking from the pressure of conflicting theology. Let him get it out of his system, he's probably not trying to piss you off or anything.

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: TBone48
If you've got a Jewish kid in your class at a Catholic school he's probably cracking from the pressure of conflicting theology. Let him get it out of his system, he's probably not trying to piss you off or anything.

Or, you could simply kick his ass for being an intolerant little prick. If he doesn't like it, then he can simply ignore it. But he obviously has a lot of issues, one of them being that he seems to hate Catholicism, yet goes to a Catholic school. Encourage him to not want to be there.

 

Tell him you're going as hitler for halloween.

 

[TBone48]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Tell him you're going as hitler for halloween.

LOL:thumbsup:

 

[mugs]

Why would a Jewish kid go to catholic school?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: TBone48

Originally posted by: SampSon
Tell him you're going as hitler for halloween.

LOL:thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[panipoori]

ze Germans are coming! ze Germans are coming!

 

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TBone48

Originally posted by: SampSon
Tell him you're going as hitler for halloween.

LOL:thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

tack on "and tell them there is candy bars waiting in the shower".. FTW

 

[suicidalpigeon]

thought we werent suppose to have any racial jokes here.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
thought we werent suppose to have any racial jokes here.

1. Who said he was joking?
2. Jews aren't a race
3. It's not directed at all Jews, just one particular jew who is intolerant of someone else's religion. It's called irony.

 

[newParadigm]

I rember last year i yeled you fucking jewbag at this kid real loud in the middle of my chem lab cause he got some hazardous checmical on me, and the lab supervisor went nutso on me about racial slurs and stuff, and how she was jewish. My comeback was so great tho, cause I was just like, "Im jewish too, and guess what, IDC!!". Its true tho im like half jewish.

 

[Rebasxer]

The jewish kid goes to a catholic school because of
A: the publics schools around here are crap
B: His mom is catholic, and had a big part of the decesion, but he follows his dad's relgion (Judism)

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Tell him you're going as hitler for halloween.

and that your house is going to be a delousing station. Invite him over.

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: Rebasxer
His mom is catholic, and had a big part of the decesion, but he follows his dad's relgion (Judism)

Gee, why didn't you say that in the beginning? If his mom's not Jewish then he's not Jewish. And as such, this whole thing is irrelevant.

 

[Rebasxer]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW

Originally posted by: Rebasxer
His mom is catholic, and had a big part of the decesion, but he follows his dad's relgion (Judism)

Gee, why didn't you say that in the beginning? If his mom's not Jewish then he's not Jewish. And as such, this whole thing is irrelevant.

Judism is a religion, and he follow's his dad's religion. He goes to temple every week or w/e. Just because your mom is a religion, doesn't mean that you aren't. Unless your talking about the Jews as a race, in which case is still is irrelevant what religion she is because he's still half jewish