half the US uses a vibrator

[venkman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sexorz is for fun, babies come when your doing it wrong.

babies are a punishment for incompetence.

And all of us are suffering the effects of your parents' incompetence

Advantage nakedfrog

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: OCguy
This thread makes Baby Jesus and Zombie Jesus cry.

What about Raptor Jesus?

Don't forget Ninja Jesus and Pirate Jesus too!

 

[ohtwell]

I don't find that very shocking!!


: ) Amanada

 

[OCGuy]

Jackhammer?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Getting stuck with having to raise a child for 18 years is God's Righteous Punishment for women who engage in immoral un-Christian behavior.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: MotF Bane

Originally posted by: OCguy
This thread makes Baby Jesus and Zombie Jesus cry.

What about Raptor Jesus?

Don't forget Ninja Jesus and Pirate Jesus too!

Baby Ninja Raptor Robot Cyborg Zombie Monkey Jesus uses a vibrator.

Why cant I?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: waggy

?Of men who have used vibrators, 10 percent had done so in the past month, about 14 percent in the past year and about 21 percent more than one year ago.

In other news 55% of men are missing and 70% of statistics are made up on the spot...

Either that or 55% of men are in the middle of a really long vibrator dry spell...

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Where are vibrators illegal*

* Not from the US - I would guess the bible belt? Vibrators... Satan's tools :evil:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Getting stuck with having to raise a child for 18 years is God's Righteous Punishment for women who engage in immoral un-Christian behavior.

Um... God likes the sex and says it should be enjoyed*


* within marriage.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sex is for the good feeling you get from it. If you want to have children and you are lucky enough to get pregnant, than procreation can be the purpose, but for those of us who have no desire to have a baby, bring on the fun times.


: ) Amanda

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sex is for the good feeling you get from it. If you want to have children and you are lucky enough to get pregnant, than procreation can be the purpose, but for those of us who have no desire to have a baby, bring on the fun times.


: ) Amanda

I love you Amanda!

 

[ohtwell]

The idea that vibrators are illegal in any state, blows my mind. Why does the government or any person have the right to tell you that you shouldn't be able to pleasure yourself. It's not like people walk around with their vibrators and rape people with them. Or that masturbation leads to criminal behavior!! They use them at home for their own enjoyment.

Arrrrggggggg..... I just don't get it.


: | Amanda

 

[Unmoosical]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sexorz is for fun, babies come when your doing it wrong.

babies are a punishment for incompetence.

And all of us are suffering the effects of your parents' incompetence

Oh yeah? Well we all wish you had been swallowed.

It must be time for a hearing check-up, I could have sworn everyone was saying they wish I'd swallow.

Yeah, it's called schizophrenia.

 

[Jeff7]

This thread is worthless without relevant video.

 

[Regs]

Does being a male with parkinson's count?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Where are vibrators illegal*

* Not from the US - I would guess the bible belt? Vibrators... Satan's tools :evil:

Looks like it's down to Mississippi and Alabama, now.

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sex is for the good feeling you get from it. If you want to have children and you are lucky enough to get pregnant, than procreation can be the purpose, but for those of us who have no desire to have a baby, bring on the fun times.


: ) Amanda

I was being facetious, I used to work in an adult store

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

L O L

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sexorz is for fun, babies come when your doing it wrong.

...also, babies are born when you're doing it wrong

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Sex is for procreation, not recreation! :|

Sex is for the good feeling you get from it. If you want to have children and you are lucky enough to get pregnant, than procreation can be the purpose, but for those of us who have no desire to have a baby, bring on the fun times.


: ) Amanda

I was being facetious, I used to work in an adult store

Good!! I was worried for a minute there!


: ) Amanda

 

[WelshBloke]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
They obviously aren't illegal in enough states.

sad part is they are illegal in any state.

Where are vibrators illegal*

* Not from the US - I would guess the bible belt? Vibrators... Satan's tools :evil:

Looks like it's down to Mississippi and Alabama, now.

Thats bizarre, on what grounds are they illegal?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Thats bizarre, on what grounds are they illegal?

Sexual deviancy?

 

[WelshBloke]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Thats bizarre, on what grounds are they illegal?

Sexual deviancy?

What about if you lean on the washing machine on full spin?

 

[moshquerade]

i put my phone in my pocket and set it to high vibrate mode. does that count?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i put my phone in my pocket and set it to high vibrate mode. does that count?

You tell me.

KT

 

[Electric Amish]

(Hopefully just the female half)

Males can get a lot of enjoyment as well. You should try it.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
The idea that vibrators are illegal in any state, blows my mind. Why does the government or any person have the right to tell you that you shouldn't be able to pleasure yourself. It's not like people walk around with their vibrators and rape people with them. Or that masturbation leads to criminal behavior!! They use them at home for their own enjoyment.

Arrrrggggggg..... I just don't get it.


: | Amanda

i agree its silly. Its even against the law in some place to have sex in diffrent positions, anal, oral or with the same sex!