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rudeguy

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Maybe I am just getting older, but I seem to be getting hairier. My arms/hands still don't have much hair though. My unibrow seems to be growing much faster if I don't shave it and my chest is starting to give Burt Reynolds a run for his money. Of course I had to buy a nose hair trimmer to keep the nasal forest in check.

The final straw was when I was getting my hair cut and the chick shaved my ears. MY EARS!!!

Sigh...I hate getting older. (I just hit 30 in July)
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: freshgeardude
Originally posted by: JohnCU
i thought you were supposed to get less hairy as you got older?

um what?

have you ever seen old people's ears and eyebrows?

The nose forests gross me out.
 

JohnCU

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djheater

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I'm not at all hairy... I have minimal body hair, and it's blond so it's mostly invisible, but I've started regulalry pulling nose hairs ffs. The worst was one day in the car I plucked my first ear hair. :(

I'm 33, way to young for pluckable ear hair.
 

pyonir

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i'm with ya rudeguy. :( turned 30 in April and it's all downhill (and hairier) from here.
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: JohnCU


here ya go

http://www.shopinprivate.com/hairtrimclip.html

SHOP IN PRIVATE! holy shit

wow they even have a jenna jameson pube shaver, neat

Dude...click on the hard to find products tab. I have never seen such an interesting group of products. On one page there is:

1. Your Very Own Stripper Pole
2. A Douche Bag - With Enema Attachments
3. A Bathtub Handle for Shower Sex
4. Anal Bleaching Cream

:Q
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
i thought you were supposed to get less hairy as you got older?

It migrates south as you get older. The hair on your head thins out but it starts showing up in your ears, on your kneck, shoulders, and your back.
 
Apr 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: JohnCU


here ya go

http://www.shopinprivate.com/hairtrimclip.html

SHOP IN PRIVATE! holy shit

wow they even have a jenna jameson pube shaver, neat

Dude...click on the hard to find products tab. I have never seen such an interesting group of products. On one page there is:

1. Your Very Own Stripper Pole
2. A Douche Bag - With Enema Attachments
3. A Bathtub Handle for Shower Sex
4. Anal Bleaching Cream

:Q

lol at the testimonials

i really love this stuff. my butthole looks as good as new!!

I used this for a month straight, and now my A-hole is whiter than my buttcheeks, which is an interesting look. I recommend it!
 

dbk

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Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

lol at the testimonials

i really love this stuff. my butthole looks as good as new!!

I used this for a month straight, and now my A-hole is whiter than my buttcheeks, which is an interesting look. I recommend it!

LMAO

Makes for an interesting sig

LOL!!!! OWNED
 
Apr 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

lol at the testimonials

i really love this stuff. my butthole looks as good as new!!

I used this for a month straight, and now my A-hole is whiter than my buttcheeks, which is an interesting look. I recommend it!

LMAO

Makes for an interesting sig

lol
:beer:
 

Cabages

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Premature ejaculation cream?

Weird stuff.

Hidden secret-vibrating thong panties:laugh:
 

Leros

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I'm 20 and I just started noticing some hairs on my shoulders and back. :(