Haiku Time!

[SalientKing]

Tomorrow?s sunshine

Lost in the dreams of today

Bittersweet moonlight


"Whoa.." - Keanu

 

[Leros]

Dude, I hate haikus
They really make me want to
write a real poem, dude.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: JToxic
Dude, I hate haikus
They really make me want to
write a real poem, dude.

i wrote something similar once as a haiku in my 11th grade english class

i got an f on it :/

 

[IronWing]

The last haiku I wrote:


Sprinkler can on high
With raindrops of hidden light
LiDAR drenchs the land

The Earth reflective
Rain scampers back to the cloud
Tardiness is tracked

Bit bit byte by byte
The distance to heaven marked
LiDAR mocks Arda



There is some nerd out there rolling on the floor laughing. Too bad for the rest.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bittersweet moonlight?

WTF does that mean?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: JToxic
Dude, I hate haikus
They really make me want to
write a real poem, dude.

i wrote something similar once as a haiku in my 11th grade english class

i got an f on it :/

You wrote haikus in 11th grade? We wrote 5 page essays over crappy novels.

 

[IronWing]

If you had written five pages of haikus instead you would have finished sooner.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

You are a n00-b
please S T F U now yea?
Before I ban you

 

[CellarDoor]

I work at Sears in the plumbing department and I actually had a customer named Hai Qu ask about reverse osmosis systems. Here was the end result of that...

Reverse Osmosis
Come to Sears to pick up
Great tasting water

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: mribnik1
I work at Sears in the plumbing department and I actually had a customer named Hai Qu ask about reverse osmosis systems. Here was the end result of that...

Reverse Osmosis
Come to Sears to pick up
Great tasting water

you are a tool :laugh:

 

[anno]

I would write haiku

hah.. this window is jnixed. ignore it.

anno

 

[anno]

I might write haiku
alas, my attention span
is not adequate.

anno

 

[Cerb]

Perfection is not
possible in five sylla
bles nor in seven

pics or ban because
there is no life, but OT
Damned, do we be, here?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

In the urban din,
Dozens of plucked strings ring true;
Clavicembalo.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Ragged creatures stir
As stars promenade above:
Nightfall in Berkeley.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

In a misty wood
Dark shapes congeal, advancing;
Sides must be chosen.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Like a crimson drop,
A tinge in crystal-clear sea,
Love colors my life.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef
Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef
Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef

 

[Tylanner]

i went in the woods once cuz i hated all things open which not once came

 

[imported_lol]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
You are a n00-b
please S T F U now yea?
Before I ban you

ooooo :shocked:

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef
Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef
Nef Nef Nef Nef Nef

Teh winnar is DLeRium!

 

[ViRGE]

Nekkid babes in thread
Whoops explosion in my pants
What a sticky mess

 

[StevenYoo]

Son of a n00b sucks
where is answer to riddle?
hurry up, post it!

 

[SalientKing]

I think.. we need more fun with Haikus! *bump*

 

[MichaelD]

Fourteen bolts on the bellhousing
For a frog in the water
Banjo playing Klansmen
The white man is dead


How's that?