Haiku Thread

[Modeps]

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[iamwiz82]

once again i say
all your base are belong to
us, oh yes, they do

 

[bigbootydaddy]

its classic neffing
if you do not belive me
then please go here now.

edit: oops

 

[Modeps]

A Haiku is verse.
Five-Seven-Five syllables.
BBD is wrong.

 

[BigSmooth]

Defining a nef:
Intake77
And his haiku thread.

 

[Modeps]

There is nothing nef
About a haiku thread sir!
Haiku's are peaceful.

 

[Ornery]

Whoo hoo!! Haiku Thread! Tetsuo316 Mar/20/2000 1:10 AM

Jimbo Mar/20/2000 3:08 AM

Sony Pc Haiku's (humor) Clinotus Feb/07/2001 8:29 PM

• Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said:
  
  "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a Japanese face on what has been - until now - an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese Haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages:
  • 
    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Aborted effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    
    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    
    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: "File not found."
    
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind.
    Both are blank.

 

[ArkAoss]

Intake77 why
The sudden change in image?
Lose your job friday?

 

[BigSmooth]

Perhaps they're peaceful
But meaningful they are not.
I still maintain: NEF!

 

[Modeps]

No loss of job Ark.
Simple realization
of my inner self.

I care not about
stupid ranks, therefore this thread
is not one of nef.

 

[BigSmooth]

If you're not a nef...
Then I enjoy your haikus
My apologies.

 

[ArkAoss]

What smoke did thou this
Fine weekend past; Personal-
ly, spent time with girl friend

And you?

 

[iamwiz82]

ArkAoss, my friend
almost doesnt count; i did
five great times, in fact!

 

[Vikaden]

Evil has a new name
Her name is Pookie
Poodles on prozac

 

[Modeps]

My woman is no
"Piece of a$$" friend ArkAoss!
And yes, i sure did.

 

[Modeps]

Previously said:
"Haiku is Five-Seven-Five"
Please write properly.

 

[ArkAoss]

True true true, sorry
To offend you; almost is,
the best I can get.

for now.

 

[Gizmology]

This place is garbage
Die Anandtech Forums Die
Mod is friend, be nice

 

[bigbootydaddy]

what did you just say?
Die Anandtech Forums Die
i will shoot you dead.

 

[Corn]

I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue

 

[iamwiz82]

i understand sir
but try, you will succeed i
know, but, no goats please!

 

[fir3wir3]

Windows Sucks alot
Windows 98 sucks alot
you know this is true

 

[PG]

Hey, where's Cartman's Hiku?

Wait, I found it: http://www.geocities.com/vergam/haiku.wav

 

[ArkAoss]

Iamwiz-
Hope too do I, that
succeed soon I will. With her
laugh in my mind, and

Her smile on my heart(/haiku) jeeze this is good stuff (haiku)
I begin each day anew.(/haiku) WOW really good stuff (haiku)
Endless thoughts of her


was that last line 5 or 7, i think it was 5

 

[Modeps]

All good things have ends.
Forgot what I had fought for.
No matter how hard...