haiku insult thread

[AzNmAnJLH]

drugs are for winners?

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

not that part

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Haiku about beer
Makes me thirsty must buy some
Which beer is the best

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

beer is pathetic
true inebriation is
from vodka. yummy

 

[slydecix]

Originally posted by: Gnote
The broken up nature of haiku's is only done in english, real haikus are seventeen lines across, thats all.

This would have been funnier if your reply had been in haiku form.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
ok guys make your very own haiku insults 😛

remember: 3 lines

first line is 5 syllables

second line is 7 syllables

third line is 5 syllables

😛

atot is teh suck

it is ruining my life

but i keep coming back

Umm...you suck at following your own rules.

atot is teh suck -> A-T-O-T is teh suck = 7 syllables (WRONG!)

it is ruining my life = 7 syllables (ok)

but I keep coming back = 6 syllables (WRONG!)

do you know what syllables are? moron.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
beer is pathetic
true inebriation is
from vodka. its yummy

your last line has 6 syllables. moron.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
must have ninja sword
spiritual guidance
hard times in college

your middle line has 6 syllables. moron.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
i rock the haiku
too much free time i have
d@mn, beer is empty

again, you have only 6 syllables in the middle line. MORON.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Haikus truly suck
but this sure beats those lame-ass
Yoda/Gandalf threads

 

[slydecix]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
ok guys make your very own haiku insults 😛

remember: 3 lines

first line is 5 syllables

second line is 7 syllables

third line is 5 syllables

😛

atot is teh suck

it is ruining my life

but i keep coming back

Umm...you suck at following your own rules.

atot is teh suck -> A-T-O-T is teh suck = 7 syllables (WRONG!)

it is ruining my life = 7 syllables (ok)

but I keep coming back = 6 syllables (WRONG!)

do you know what syllables are? moron.

well maybe he says
it like "A tot," but ya that
last line is all wrong

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Haters have shown up
True insults have been thrown out
Bracing for come backs

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Racking up post counts
Responding to haiku thread
Could have been jogging

 

[brxndxn]

You are all teh suck
You might as well eat my ass
Eat sh!t and die, b!tch.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Homosexual
Tendencies showing up here
Almost 4K posts

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

i drop teh pwnage
You wish you had haiku skillz
fvck i am gangster

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
i rock the haiku
too much free time i have
d@mn, beer is empty

again, you have only 6 syllables in the middle line. MORON.

there, i edited
now quit b!tching before your
face gets edited

 

[fumbduck]

Spikesoldier, you suck;
You stole my haiku themed post
which can be seen here

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

Originally posted by: fumbduck
Spikesoldier, you suck;
You stole my haiku themed post
which can be seen here

Maybe you should steal
his rims and slash the tires
or a brick would do

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx

Originally posted by: fumbduck
Spikesoldier, you suck;
You stole my haiku themed post
which can be seen here

Maybe you should steal
his rims and slash the tires
or a brick would do

Sounds like a winner,
xxAgentCowxx,
for this I thank you.

 

[mattlear]

Wander to this thread
In search of something tasty
Where are the hot babes?

 

[mattlear]

In hole he was caught
look like bum and smell awful
Osama is next!

 

[Howard]

My penis ate yours
Bumfvcked I am, but no more
I am a new man

 

[Kalvin00]

My e-penis grew
Those pills really did the job
I need to buy more

 

[ManSnake]

you guys are morons
stop wasting my precious time
winter sure is cold