haiku insult thread

[elTaco]

Ineptitude lives
the common place is disscused
Lives are not lived but written

 

[Amorphus]

Canto I
I ponder the past.
There was a haiku by M4H
About Off Topic.

Canto II
Or, I think it was.
It may be by another;
True credit is due.

Canto III
If one may find it,
Could one post it in this thread,
For us to enjoy?

 

[KarenMarie]

internet posters
lamest people in the world
you need a new life

(Well, the title said insulting 😉 )

 

[Amorphus]

KarenMarie: Ow!
My feelings are badly hurt.
I shall go cry now.

🙁

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Gnote

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: Gnote
Real haikus are just
one line across with seven
syllables total.

WTF? I never heard of that. Show me an example or link.

Learned in a college class, but after researching I have reason to doubt it now...

Potential victim of public miseduction

mre 2