haiku insult thread

[Spikesoldier]

ok guys make your very own haiku insults

remember: 3 lines

first line is 5 syllables

second line is 7 syllables

third line is 5 syllables



atot is teh suck

it is ruining my life

but i keep coming back

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

The broken up nature of haiku's is only done in english, real haikus are seventeen lines across, thats all.

 

[Evadman]

The Mods on the prowl
The ban button is pushed
Spikesoldier is gone

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Gnote
Real haikus are just
one line across with seven
syllables total.

WTF? I never heard of that. Show me an example or link.

 

[glaHHg]

Spikesoldier, you suck
the third line of your haiku:
extra syllable

 

[Kalvin00]

OIKOS sucks @$$
He makes the most useless posts
Nobody likes him

 

[Evadman]

Counting is easy
everyone can count to five
'cept for Spikesoldier

 

[glaHHg]

Originally posted by: Evadman
The Mods on the prowl
The ban button is pushed
Spikesoldier is gone

Evadman, you too
cannot seem to add up your
syllables either

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

I will try to write
A haiku for you today
If makes no sense pffffft

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: Gnote
Real haikus are just
one line across with seven
syllables total.

WTF? I never heard of that. Show me an example or link.

Learned in a college class, but after researching I have reason to doubt it now...

Potential victim of public miseduction

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Lets diss the O.P.
He missed counted syllables
The edit will come

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Gnote was taught well
Miseducated by books
Foot in mouth no proof

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: AzNmAnJLH
Lets diss the O.P.
He missed counted syllables
The edit will come

No edit will come

i am suck at teh engrish

and cant count worth crap.

 

[BigKev]

I hate big rednecks
Their odour is stinkin' mean
Why won't they wash up?

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Iso almost got
But one too many on first
Try once more k


typo... suppose to be OK

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: AzNmAnJLH
Iso almost got
But one too many on first
Try once more k

last line is 4 syllables

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Teh edit was fast
Caught mistake before my post
Good one I keep note

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

Spikessoldier caught me
Must edit my stupid post
To reflect mistake

 

[darktubbly]

Countless days spent here
Solace from the outside world
No time for hygene

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

mods wait in shadows
i say the stupidest sh!it
whoops, got locked again

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

in my fits of rage
i throw bricks at peoples cars
i am an a$$hole

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

must have ninja sword
my spiritual guidance
hard times in college

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

i rock the haiku
way too much free time i have
d@mn, beer is empty

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

He's an Agent first
A cow second to none y'all
Posts Haikus for jooooz

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

Originally posted by: AzNmAnJLH
He's an Agent first
A cow second to none y'all
Posts Haikus for jooooz

thanks for the new sig