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HAHAHAHA JUSTICE at LAST (freaking LAWYERS!!)

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having Smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim
against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to
pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated
nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it
would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure
a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars
lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own
Insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property
and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers
Award Contest.

 
DAMNIT...and just when I was starting to believe that there really WAS justice in the world!!!


(THANKS A LOT you kill joys!!) 😉
 
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Adul
lol dumb lawyer

Good story but don't dis those "dumb" lawyers, lol, they make great clients !!!

That truly surprises me. They used to have the reputation of being very cheap when it came to computer equipment. I recall walking into large offices still using XT's and AT's when the first pentium PC's were coming out. Where they went first class was on call accounting equipment since every second they spend on the phone with a client is billable.
 
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Adul
lol dumb lawyer

Good story but don't dis those "dumb" lawyers, lol, they make great clients !!!

That truly surprises me. They used to have the reputation of being very cheap when it came to computer equipment. I recall walking into large offices still using XT's and AT's when the first pentium PC's were coming out. Where they went first class was on call accounting equipment since every second they spend on the phone with a client is billable.

They don't like to spend money on new equipment... but they'll let you bill them to death for the constant support calls their cheapness causes 🙂
 
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Adul
lol dumb lawyer

Good story but don't dis those "dumb" lawyers, lol, they make great clients !!!

That truly surprises me. They used to have the reputation of being very cheap when it came to computer equipment. I recall walking into large offices still using XT's and AT's when the first pentium PC's were coming out. Where they went first class was on call accounting equipment since every second they spend on the phone with a client is billable.

They don't like to spend money on new equipment... but they'll let you bill them to death for the constant support calls their cheapness causes 🙂

Money out of their pockets and into productive pockets is always a good thing. Bill them at the maximum rate please. 😉
 
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