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BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
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OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore :eek:.

She has a music video body I've been thinking about since the day I got this new fuggin job. . . . , k that was 3 weeks ago but HEY, a dream is a dream. She's just that hot, 24, straight youthfull lookin white girl. About to tear it up, good gawd.

She cut out her sis in the pic :|. I'm going to have to be careful around her sis cus I'm getting that feelin about her too!

Oh jesus. . . ., 2 chicks at once. . . . . I'll give it a shot. Gotta feel these two out first though.
 
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Rogue

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TTIWWP

What's sad is you masturbate with your hand so much that you now equate the addition of lotion to the experience as a "hot chick." Get some real sex. :D
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: BD231
OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore :eek:.
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Clearly, you are the bukkake master, in her eyes, at least. Either that or a creepy pervert.

;)
 
MasterAndCommander

MasterAndCommander

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Feb 1, 2004
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

- Reminds of me of a similar incident at work. A female co-worker had too much hand lotion on and offered it too me. I had to exercise maximum constraint and not yell out - "Yeah baby! Right Here!!! ;) ;) ;)".
 
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Rudee

Lifer
Apr 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: BD231
OMG!!! When I got to my desk from lunch I'd washed my hands so I needed some lotion. When I picked up the bottle the damn bottle top broke off and lotion got everywhere!!!! A big mess on my pants, my top, my desk, even my shoes! well being the pervert that I am I thought about you hehehe

*YES*

Boody call #3, I'm such a whore :eek:.
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Clearly, you are the bukkake master, in her eyes, at least. Either that or a creepy pervert.

;)
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"in her eyes" Oooooh, the pun!

 
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Inappropriate4AT

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Apr 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
What was your reply back to her?
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I'm sure it was something like this:

"The office computers are for official business use only, please do not distract me from my work, thank you. I would hate to have to report you, you dirty corporate whore."
 
BD231

BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: mcvickj
Your link doesn't work. Remove the S from https://
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I can't, crap a** anandtech linkage keeps adding that damn S!
 
Kyteland

Kyteland

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Dec 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: BD231
Originally posted by: mcvickj
Your link doesn't work. Remove the S from https://
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I can't, crap a** anandtech linkage keeps adding that damn S!
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Uh, no. crap ass BD231 is clicking the https button instead of the http button.

PEBKAC
 
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