HAHA!! The Boyfriend Comes a Knockin'

[PricklyPete]

Your wife runs around the house completely naked all the time...definitely different than the house I grew up in... I think I may have had emotional scars otherwise.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Your wife runs around the house completely naked all the time...definitely different than the house I grew up in... I think I may have had emotional scars otherwise.

My wife is naked most of the time as well. The kids grew up with it, its no biggie to them.

 

[Gulzakar]

Tell your wife to wear tassels next time 🙂

 

[SuepaFly]

This thread has been great entertainment. Thank you.

 

[thomsbrain]

that's a funny story, but maybe you should try parenting your daughter instead of protecting her.

 

[Palek]

Originally posted by: mcveigh
or just take a baseball hat to their little punk asses.

OH NOEESSSS!!! Anything but the hat!!!! 😛

 

[tk149]

LOL at this thread 😛

Try giving your wife the gun, dressing her up as your daughter, and letting her wait for the boys...

and where are the :camera:'s?

 

[DaviDaVinci]

Originally posted by: tk149
LOL at this thread 😛

Try giving your wife the gun, dressing her up as your daughter, and letting her wait for the boys...

and where are the :camera:'s?

LOL! that would be funeeeee....pics? better yet, VIDS?

 

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
I don't get it..

why would she run around the house naked? Maybe she was purposely trying to show off for the boys??

weird.

*didn't read the rest of thread so sue me if someone's already mentioned this*

perhaps she was getting ready to enjoy a McCarbo triple thick shake?🙂

Okay, that's just gross.


But the rest of this thread has been funny as hell.

 

[cain]

thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time

 

[wllmwallace]

This from the wife:

First, a 1X10 board with nails driven through it at evenly spaced intervals, camafloged (SP?) pointy side up, with dry leaves and what-not on the ground in front of your daughters bedroom window, sneak out to car and apply superglue to the car's handles, come around the house toting an automatic paintball gun, and start unloading.....they're feet hurt (nails), they piss themselves (psycho father firing painful projectiles), and they run for car to make a hasty getaway....get stuck to car handles....telephone parents and let them know where to pick up they're "eager" young men....the NO TRESPASSING sign precludes you from any lawsuit....at least here in Texas.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: wllmwallace
This from the wife:

First, a 1X10 board with nails driven through it at evenly spaced intervals, camafloged (SP?) pointy side up, with dry leaves and what-not on the ground in front of your daughters bedroom window, sneak out to car and apply superglue to the car's handles, come around the house toting an automatic paintball gun, and start unloading.....they're feet hurt (nails), they piss themselves (psycho father firing painful projectiles), and they run for car to make a hasty getaway....get stuck to car handles....telephone parents and let them know where to pick up they're "eager" young men....the NO TRESPASSING sign precludes you from any lawsuit....at least here in Texas.

Is your wife also a man???? Just seems odd that any female would know these tricks. Plus the dimensions being included = farce.

Regardless, most of your suggestions would work well in a MOVIE.

Also although Texas supports defending property, I have not even heard they allow boobie traps. Sort of a big difference in shooting someone smashing a window and breaking in, than someone just happening to be running from a would be attacker and jumping through your window in America.

 

[wllmwallace]

My wife is not a man, but also not an IDIOT. She knows woodworking from helping me in the garage, she also owns her very own AR-15, and is quite capable with it, as well as her paintball gun and several pistols. As far as Texas Trespassing Laws: We have a family member who shot a prowler in his front yard, then threw him through a bay window on the front of his house....told authorities the dead guy broke in....didn't even get 'cuffs put on. There's a certain amount of common sense when dealing with certain situations....make sure YOUR side of the story is the ONLY one. As far as booby traps, "Oops, didn't mean to leave the board laying on the ground, must have forgotten to pick it up." Doesn't take a genuis to figure that one out.

Oh, and from me: You can shove your farce up your arse.....

 

[UnatcoAgent]

this thread is the hilarious

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: wllmwallace
My wife is not a man, but also not an IDIOT. She knows woodworking from helping me in the garage, she also owns her very own AR-15, and is quite capable with it, as well as her paintball gun and several pistols. As far as Texas Trespassing Laws: We have a family member who shot a prowler in his front yard, then threw him through a bay window on the front of his house....told authorities the dead guy broke in....didn't even get 'cuffs put on. There's a certain amount of common sense when dealing with certain situations....make sure YOUR side of the story is the ONLY one. As far as booby traps, "Oops, didn't mean to leave the board laying on the ground, must have forgotten to pick it up." Doesn't take a genuis to figure that one out.

Oh, and from me: You can shove your farce up your arse.....

You are going to be hard pressed should the criminal seek legal representation (esp if just a 'midnight caller' for your daughter) that a board with nails under your daughter's window was left as nothing else but a booby trap.

It's like pulling an unloaded gun on someone....that usually gets you in more trouble than if it were loaded.

Texas is a pretty big exception from the rest of the civilized states.

However, regardless of all the legal ramifications, it is fully clear you live a life that would qualify you for Jerry Springer. You should send some pics in with you and your "miss'es" all decked out in your woodshop with the AR-15's and the paintball automatics....that'd be like....cool....and stuff.


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[wllmwallace]

My webpage is part of my profile....we are FAR from Jerry Springer. We are working professionals who happen to enjoy many hobbies in our spare time. If you spent more time trying to sell your POS Saturn as you do running your mouth......it would be sold.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: wllmwallace
My webpage is part of my profile....we are FAR from Jerry Springer. We are working professionals who happen to enjoy many hobbies in our spare time. If you spent more time trying to sell your POS Saturn as you do running your mouth......it would be sold.

hehe I saw your webpage. I was more tongue and cheek referencing Springer than saying you are pond scum or anything...just the names of your dogs would qualify 🙂 They look like fun pups though.

in regards to the Saturn, it's not a high priority....it's just going to be placed on a few holiday credit cards anyway....I need to get rid of it due to space more than financially. When I find the right car if it hasn't sold it will be reduced to a fire sale discount.

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[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Moral of the story: If you try to sneak into Carbo's house, you get to see his wife naked? 😕

Evidently. This might create a bigger problem: Boyfriend starts sneaking up to Carbo's bedroom window in hopes of seeing his wife naked instead of trying to get some jailbait nookie.

😀

sounds good 😀