HAHA!! The Boyfriend Comes a Knockin'

Carbo

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.....on my 15 year old daughter's window, that is.
So, last night I'm in my home office, busy on the computer helping one of ATOT's well intentioned but confused virgins. Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room. She was at her window talking to her latest lil' dirtbag boyfriend, who was planning on coming letting himself in for some snuggle time.
Upon seeing the bedroom door fly open and my naked wife, they, (lover boy brought a friend along for support), run like roaches on crack, into the sultry Florida night.
"Carbo", she hollers, some boys are trying to get into our precious lil' girls window. Get 'em!"
I spring into action. My weapon was already holstered, and out the door I went. But the two who would dare to sully my daughter were no where to be found. But, HAHA, look at this.........there's a strange car parked in front of my house. Hmm....wonder who it belongs to??
I lie in wait for the two dolts to come back and retrieve their vehicle. Sure enough, only about three minutes later Dumb and Dumber slink through the darkness and into the car. I let 'em go. I'm setting a trap for next time. You KNOW this idiot thinks he got away with something.
The question is, do I set the steel claw bear trap I have in my garage, just beneath my daughter's window? Or, is there something more, um, special anyone can suggest?
 

AvesPKS

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Moral of the story: If you try to sneak into Carbo's house, you get to see his wife naked? :confused:
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Moral of the story: If you try to sneak into Carbo's house, you get to see his wife naked? :confused:


Evidently. This might create a bigger problem: Boyfriend starts sneaking up to Carbo's bedroom window in hopes of seeing his wife naked instead of trying to get some jailbait nookie.

:D

 

KK

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room

How can you hear if someone runs out naked?

Maybe the boobies were a sloshin'

KK
 

CPA

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What the hell were doing on ATOT if your wife is in your bedroom naked??? You need help.
 

Carbo

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Forget the wife (or the daughter), I want pics of the weapon.

Viper GTS
That's why Mrs. Carbo was naked. She wanted a look at my weapon, too :)
 

Fausto

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Prediction: Carbo's daughter will attend a university no less than 3,000 miles from Florida.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Carbo
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Forget the wife (or the daughter), I want pics of the weapon.

Viper GTS
That's why Mrs. Carbo was naked. She wanted a look at my weapon, too :)

Yet you were posting on ATOT? Riiiiiight.... :p
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Suddenly, I hear Mrs. Carbo burst forth from our bedroom, naked, and run into our daughter's room

How can you hear if someone runs out naked?

Maybe the boobies were a sloshin'

KK

HAHAHAHA.

sorry carbo...no offense. but that was just funny!!
 

Mutilator

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This thread disturbs me.
So far we have:
- 15 year old girl about to have a 3 way with 2 guys
- Naked mother running through the house. (Bad flashbacks *shudder*)
- A future serial killer more interested in seeing a man's gun than his wife's rack

And that's only in the 1st 9 minutes. ;)
 

Carbo

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That... and what kind of family do you have where people run around nekkid in the house?
The Mrs. is often naked. It's a cultural thing, I guess.


Maybe the boobies were a sloshin'
Haha! Nah. Despite their girth, they are fairly new and quite firm.
 

Beau

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:Q

So do you and your wife regularly expose yourselves to your daughter? Seems like you could have taken 30 seconds to put on a robe at least. :p
 

Mookow

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You should talk to them first and let them know coming onto your property again, even if your daughter invites them, will be treated as trespassing. If they are as dumb as they appear (ie, picking up the car less than 5 minutes after running), they'll come back even after being warned.

Which is why you should have a couple of surprises. I have found that letting the bolt go forward on an AR-15 has a nice sound, but that may require you to loose a lot of sleep time, spending it instead behind a bush or in a tree near your daughter's window. Or, perhaps, a little glass on the window ledge. Make it glass from an actual window, and dont fix it down or anything, making it look accidental.

I would probably go with the glass idea, as unless you have good reason to think they will be there on a particular night, sitting outside waiting for them isnt time-effective, and depending on where you live, cold. BOTOH, it is almost like deer hunting, except you dont actually shoot/eat what you are waiting for. You could substitute an pump shotgun, auto pistol, or anything else that will, with a small amount of noise, cause them to piss themselves. Work with what you are given.