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Haha, I just woke my girlfriend up

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My college roommate used to dirty talk in his sleep. "Yeah, baby. That' the way you like it. Give it to me". Used to freak the hell out of me and my other roommate. Especially when his hands were under his blanket.
 
"kill all humans, kill all humans... hey baby, wanna kill all humans?" Bender

The last time I treid to wake my GF up she got all freaky in her sleep and started beating me up... does this mean she don't love me no more? 😉
I returned the favour by playing Blind Guardian at full volume... never saw her wake up so fast like that before 🙂
 
Apparently, I've said some really strange things while I'm in that half-awake/half-asleep state. My roommate last year would almost always stay up later than I would so I'd go to bed and a few hours later, I'd sit up halfway in bed and start saying things.

I think I did both of these things in the same night, about 2 minutes apart from each other. I got up, swearing that I saw something run by our bedroom door (4 people, 2 bedrooms, in an on campus apartment) and out into the living room. I got up, muttering about seeing something and asking my roommate if he saw it, too. I got out to the hallway and looked around and didn't see anything, turned back to my roommate and said "Nevermind." I got back in bed and just a minute later, I started talking. I said something to the effect of "If it were real, it wouldn't be a dream." "Yeah, that sounds about right," my roommate said back. Then I said "You work for these companies, and you fly back and forth and back and forth." "I think you've been playing Freelancer too much." "Yeah, me too." I laid back down and went to sleep.

Interesting night. I remember doing all of that.
 
I've found my wife standing in the middle of our bed, mumbling incoherently, while reaching up to the ceiling, trying to grasp at nothing.

One night, she was over by the ironing board, believing that one of our kids was caught in a string that hung from the board. She was attempting to free our son (who wasn't there) from the string. I finally had to go over there and guide her back to bed because she was starting to panic, thinking she was unable to get him free from the string.

A lot of times I will try to talk to her when she starts to talk in her sleep. I've been able to have ten minute conversations with her while she's still sleeping!
 
Originally posted by: CPA
I've found my wife standing in the middle of our bed, mumbling incoherently, while reaching up to the ceiling, trying to grasp at nothing.

One night, she was over by the ironing board, believing that one of our kids was caught in a string that hung from the board. She was attempting to free our son (who wasn't there) from the string. I finally had to go over there and guide her back to bed because she was starting to panic, thinking she was unable to get him free from the string.

A lot of times I will try to talk to her when she starts to talk in her sleep. I've been able to have ten minute conversations with her while she's still sleeping!
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hahahahahahah
 
Originally posted by: CPA
I've found my wife standing in the middle of our bed, mumbling incoherently, while reaching up to the ceiling, trying to grasp at nothing.

One night, she was over by the ironing board, believing that one of our kids was caught in a string that hung from the board. She was attempting to free our son (who wasn't there) from the string. I finally had to go over there and guide her back to bed because she was starting to panic, thinking she was unable to get him free from the string.

A lot of times I will try to talk to her when she starts to talk in her sleep. I've been able to have ten minute conversations with her while she's still sleeping!
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LOL! Thats freaky man! 😀
 
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
i actually said 'i'm trying to kill diablo' before....she freaked out and thought i was talking to the devil. took me forever to explain that i was talking about Diablo II the game...hahaha
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Great game!
 
It's easy to wake someone up when they're dreaming.... just integrate yourself into part of their dream...

just start saying things like "I'm really scared... this is really scary.... it's getting so dark now.... watch out for the guy with the knife! OMG! He stabbed you! You're bleeding!!"

Watch how fast they arise from the nightmare!!
 
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