LOL, I remember a comedy show that discussed that song.
The Vacant Lot
Nick: Blinded by the light, held up like a loufa by the foreman of the night...
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Rob: Shut up!!! It *is*:
[reciting, emphasizing each word]
Rob: blinded by the light, racked up like a deuce, another roller in the night. Okay? There's no loufa sponges, there's no ripping of douches, and whatever the hell *you* said there's none of that, alright?! That's the way the song was written, that's the way the you sing the song. You don't sing the song any other way because it wasn't *written* any other-are you laughing at me? Are you laughing? Shut up! Shut your freakin'... goof ball... Jeeerk... Jerk jerk jerk jerk jeeeerk...
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Paul: [singing] Blinded by the light, remmed up like a dochent in the humble of the might.
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Vito: [singing] Blinded by the light, ripped up like a douche, you're gonna throw away the night.
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Paul: How do you rip up a douche?
Vito: It's french. Means small French bath towel.
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Nick: Okay, okay. So between my loufa sponge and your ripped up douche, we can agree in principle it's a song about bathing.