Had two large coffees today

[nixium]

I'm not a usual coffee drinker so this has me positively hopping.

1. Productivity increased 150%.
2. movement speed up by nearly 200%
3. I'm energetic and enthusiastic, even in otherwise boring/inane meetings
4. multitasking like an i5
5. I scoff at the thought of sleep.
5. I feel like I can do anything right now.
6. A new, bright, positive outlook on the world.

How do I keep this feeling without doping up on caffeine?

I understand if I keep doing this I'll need larger and larger quantities for the same fix, which is not desirable.

I want to feel like this 24/7 and achieve great things and help humanity.

 

[lxskllr]

Meth

 

[DesiPower]

Eat healthy, sleep 8 hours on time every day and exercise 30 - 45 mins everyday.

 

[vi edit]

Meth

is a hell of a drug!

 

[bigrash]

Another vote for meth. And it doesnt even have caffeine in it.

 

[nixium]

Negative. My good looks would be spoiled.

 

[nixium]

Eat healthy, sleep 8 hours on time every day and exercise 30 - 45 mins everyday.

Does the solution have to be that radical?

Seriously thought, the first two parts are the hardest.

 

[airdata]

Welcome to the dark world of drug addiction.

 

[lxskllr]

Negative. My good looks would be spoiled.

Nah, meth will keep you trim and young looking. You just need to use self control, and don't dig at your face. The bugs are a figment of your imagination. Don't scratch at them.

 

[Dumac]

Stop while you ahead. If you continue down this road, you will notice that you feel groggy or can't focus without coffee and even develop headaches if you don't drink it.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Stop while you ahead. If you continue down this road, you will notice that you feel groggy or can't focus without coffee and even develop headaches if you don't drink it.

Pussy. Coffee is life! I drink about one large coffee every hour I'm awake unless I'm drinking beer. Usually caffeine has no effect on me but, every once in a while if my blood sugar crashes, I feel stressed, shakey and, over amped. Fortunately, the blood of innocents has a calming efect.

 

[kamikazekyle]

Well, if street meth is too strong, you can try Schedule II amphetamines like Adderall and ritalin. All the fun with none of the facial sores. Though with the retail price of even generic Adderall nowadays, street meth is probably cheaper and no need to show your ID and sign a form every step of the way. You'll still eventually build up a tolerance and I'd prefer a small caffiene headache over the withdrawls I get from Adderall.

 

[sandorski]

You now have Cancer, sorry.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Meth

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[Wyndru]

coffee shits are the best. it just flows better.

 

[RichUK]

Eat healthy, sleep 8 hours on time every day and exercise 30 - 45 mins everyday.

This hands down, except 7 hours sleep for me.

I don't drink coffee and have enough energy to see me through busy 10 hour working days.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

This hands down, except 7 hours sleep for me.

I don't drink coffee and have enough energy to see me through busy 10 hour working days.

Wanna know how I know you're unAmerican?

 

[Mermaidman]

I want to feel like this 24/7 and achieve great things and help humanity.

You forgot to mention increased frequency of urination. :biggrin:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

You forgot to mention increased frequency of urination. :biggrin:

How else do you get breaks?

 

[RaistlinZ]

Only two large coffees? Rookie.

 

[Imp]

I had two green teas (500 ml each), and now I'm having a coffee.

I have not taken a single piss yet since downing cup #1. Boo ya.

 

[jupiter57]

Only two large coffees? Rookie.

Agreed.

I drink at least one (1 qt.) pot a day, sometimes 2.
(Of course I urinate 15-20 times a day also!)

 

[Mixolydian]

Amphetamines. They work well, especially the sustained-release ones.

 

[Printer Bandit]

try DMT

 

[HeXen]

try DMT

I don't think talking to butterfly's creating rainbows with leprechauns sliding down them will really help his work productivity....plus those leprechauns are shady bastards.