Had run in with apartment complex hoodlums

[Fanatical Meat]

Okay, I get being the first or second guy to run in there thinking "I'm going to kick some Bruce Lee ass." But to be the fourth, fifth, tenth guy you have to be plain old stupid.

Dude have you not seen Enter The Dragon? Watch it immediately then I recommend you follow it up with a Kentucky Fried Movie viewing (many parts haven't aged well but the Bruce Lee skit holds up well)

 

[rh71]

We have a stalker in aisle 5.

? he told us the vid is on his facebook

 

[amdhunter]

Yeah, that happened one time with me in my building with 4 guys trespassing and smoking weed. I simply asked - "you guys live in the building?", and they told me to shut the f--k up.

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

I was scared shitless but they were apologetic and left. They could have beat the crap out of me if they wanted. lol

 

[mrjminer]

Yeah, that happened one time with me in my building with some 4 guys trespassing and smoking weed. I simply asked - "you guys live in the building?", and they told me to shut the f--k up.

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

I was scared shitless but they were apologetic and left. They could have beat the crap out of me if they wanted. lol

Crazy.

Several years ago I was out smoking a cigarette at like 3 am in a shitty apartment I used to live in and some guy just drove up and started trying to sell me crack. Then he tried to bum a cigarette off me. I thought he was going to murder me after I said no, but he just left.

This other time I was in Chicago and my friend and I were going back to his apartment after going out to eat. Just got in to the train station and some 6'4 dude just goes up to my friend and asks him for his doggie bag and he gives it to him out of fear. Three minutes later I was standing outside the station having a smoke and the guy asks me for a smoke. I just told him no, he gave me this look like he wanted to kill me, then just left.

Maybe people just don't fuck with you if you don't take their shit, but explain to them a logical reason why. Both times I was almost out of cigs and didn't want to go to the store, and just told them so

 

[Mai72]

Leave those kids alone!

They are just misunderstood.

 

[poofyhairguy]

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

No way that happened. Everyone knows throwing glass is illegal.

 

[Mai72]

Yeah, that happened one time with me in my building with 4 guys trespassing and smoking weed. I simply asked - "you guys live in the building?", and they told me to shut the f--k up.

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

I was scared shitless but they were apologetic and left. They could have beat the crap out of me if they wanted. lol

It's time for ole Wilby!

 

[Xed]

Were they trying to steal your apartment?

 

[alkemyst]

? he told us the vid is on his facebook

If you don't know him, probably why.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah, that happened one time with me in my building with 4 guys trespassing and smoking weed. I simply asked - "you guys live in the building?", and they told me to shut the f--k up.

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

I was scared shitless but they were apologetic and left. They could have beat the crap out of me if they wanted. lol

You got lucky.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

how are we supposed to find your facebook when there are numerous people with the same name?

How are we supposed to find your facebook when people with brains don't go anywhere near facebook?

 

[alkemyst]

How are we supposed to find your facebook when people with brains don't go anywhere near facebook?

/foreveralone riding on some old man's gold cart in his lap.

 

[Murloc]

Yeah, that happened one time with me in my building with 4 guys trespassing and smoking weed. I simply asked - "you guys live in the building?", and they told me to shut the f--k up.

I came out with a glass of water and an aluminum bat. Threw it in the face of the one currently smoking and simply said who's first?

I was scared shitless but they were apologetic and left. They could have beat the crap out of me if they wanted. lol

how did they even get in? Main door not locked at night?

 

[Cheesemoo]

Okay, so I finally made an account with The Facebook to view said video. Now how do I find the video? I am a little lost.

 

[alkemyst]

Okay, so I finally made an account with The Facebook to view said video. Now how do I find the video? I am a little lost.

masturbate furiously?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

No way that happened. Everyone knows throwing glass is illegal.

No dummy its popcorn throwing that can get you killed

 

[zinfamous]

Where was the 2nd post?!?!?!?! Srsly I don't know what to believe in anymore.

came to this thread for this.

 

[Newell Steamer]

,... and you didn't gun any of them down??

Have you learned nothing from these forums??

 

[BoberFett]

I think it's obvious, the Koch Brothers sent this hoodlums to silence Dave. He's too close to putting together the pieces of their plans for world domination. As soon as Dave finds the link between gas prices, the earthquakes the Koch's are causing using their tectonic control machine, and the vinegar conspiracy, he'll be the one man who can bring down their empire.

 

[Train]

I think it's obvious, the Koch Brothers sent this hoodlums to silence Dave. He's too close to putting together the pieces of their plans for world domination. As soon as Dave finds the link between gas prices, the earthquakes the Koch's are causing using their tectonic control machine, and the vinegar conspiracy, he'll be the one man who can bring down their empire.

God dammit. I was just working an awesome post involving vinegar. It was way too similar to yours to be funny now.

 

[chimaxi83]

1. You should take lessons from Spidey.
2. The videos showed nothing.
3. Did you hide/deactivate your page since you posted this?

Nevermind, it's still up. First is a ~15 second video that shows a 3 or 4 kids scattering after Ole Dave turns on his camera phone. The other is a ~10 second video of a duck, sitting down, that was allegedly hit with a liquor bottle.

Just what in the fuck is thread about?

 

[surfsatwerk]

1. You should take lessons from Spidey.
2. The videos showed nothing.
3. Did you hide/deactivate your page since you posted this?

Nevermind, it's still up. First is a ~15 second video that shows a 3 or 4 kids scattering after Ole Dave turns on his camera phone. The other is a ~10 second video of a duck, sitting down, that was allegedly hit with a liquor bottle.

Just what in the fuck is thread about?

Fuck a duck indeed.

 

[alkemyst]

Was it a liquor or vinegar bottle?

 

[BikeJunkie]

Did they get you yet?

 

[Pocatello]

They were sent by the big evil corporations of America to annoy you. They're watching you.