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Had my first lap dance last night

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a real girlfriend FTW

This is cheeper FTW!
nah, lap dances from your gf would be free

You arent looking at the cost of aquiring said girlfriend and getting to know her enough for lap dances.

The last time we(ATOT) had this conversation if was generally agreed that if you want some boobs in the face, its cheeper to go a strip club then get a girl.

Maybe you are different, perhaps there is a side of you that hasnt come out yet, but the women I know dont put their boobs in your face for free. You ahve to wine and dine before this is even an option.

That's pretty true..

OMFG HOLD OUT YOUR HAND
~$380 still no action! one one one

sound familiar? For boobs in the face, strippers FTW, not a gf.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Harriet Tub girl
yeah, part of me didn't like it because it was so impersonal...but the rest of me loved it lol
so you paid 40 bucks to get a stiffie and go home and wack it?

No, he paid $40 for some boobs in the face.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a real girlfriend FTW

This is cheeper FTW!
nah, lap dances from your gf would be free

You arent looking at the cost of aquiring said girlfriend and getting to know her enough for lap dances.

The last time we(ATOT) had this conversation if was generally agreed that if you want some boobs in the face, its cheeper to go a strip club then get a girl.

Maybe you are different, perhaps there is a side of you that hasnt come out yet, but the women I know dont put their boobs in your face for free. You ahve to wine and dine before this is even an option.
you don't go to the right parties 😉

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Harriet Tub girl
yeah, part of me didn't like it because it was so impersonal...but the rest of me loved it lol
so you paid 40 bucks to get a stiffie and go home and wack it?

VIP room, hahaha 😀
 
Originally posted by: Harriet Tub girl
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Harriet Tub girl
yeah, part of me didn't like it because it was so impersonal...but the rest of me loved it lol
so you paid 40 bucks to get a stiffie and go home and wack it?

well if you put it that way...you suck! 😛
no sucking, a bj would've cost you more.

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Harriet Tub girl
yeah, part of me didn't like it because it was so impersonal...but the rest of me loved it lol
so you paid 40 bucks to get a stiffie and go home and wack it?

lmao, that about sums up 99% of all visits to strip shows.... well, except for the 40 bucks part... some pay more!
 
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?

 
damn all lap dances around here are sans clothing, are you talking your clothes off too? That'd be cool.

They have 3 songs for the price of 1 specials commonly (about 10 mins with a chick)...about a year ago it was $20.

I still think $1 tipping the ladies on stage is the best bet. They have a whole (pun not intended) audience...working to make that buck.

I was never looking to take a stripper home, but guys that did or just got a bit of something more paid anywhere from $50 at the 'last call' for a hummer in their car to a few hundred to come back over.

You have to play your cards right though, many strippers are just stripping, not into extra stuff. In college, I also knew one virgin that was a stripper. She didn't even date. I didn't get it at all despite her claiming the monetary vs time reasons why. There are a lot though willing and looking to support some illegal habits.

 
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?


Why? Cheaper, instant, variety, and fun.
 
Originally posted by: Naustica
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?


Why? Cheaper, instant, variety, and fun.

Still doesnt make any sense to me. Oh well, thats what I get for being female. *shrugs*
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
Originally posted by: Naustica
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?


Why? Cheaper, instant, variety, and fun.

Still doesnt make any sense to me. Oh well, thats what I get for being female. *shrugs*

Strippers are hot (most of them), they don't have all these hidden things that you have to try to understand, they don't discriminate, they dont have the "you're not my type" kind of line.
What could be better than going to a strip club with some of your best buddies, having a bottle of beer and watching hot, naked ladies dancing? I don't think my gf would do that, lol
 
Originally posted by: Harriet Tubb!tch
oh mah gawd what a hottie...don't think i'd do it again though, not at $40 a pop.

p.s. it was $40 because she was um...not clothed.

and no i didn't pop. lol

Dammit...why can't I quote your freakking name?

1) Computer Porn
2) Whack off anyways
3) ...
4) Profit (err save $40)
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?

sometimes we just feel so defeated by the female population that we need a reminder why we pursue you people in the first place 😉
 
Originally posted by: vtqanh
Originally posted by: MX2times
Originally posted by: Naustica
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?


Why? Cheaper, instant, variety, and fun.

Still doesnt make any sense to me. Oh well, thats what I get for being female. *shrugs*

Strippers are hot (most of them), they don't have all these hidden things that you have to try to understand, they don't discriminate, they dont have the "you're not my type" kind of line.
What could be better than going to a strip club with some of your best buddies, having a bottle of beer and watching hot, naked ladies dancing? I don't think my gf would do that, lol

I think it's also enjoyable for guys to experience a role reversal... smoking HOT girls walk around the room wanting to be with you, and you choose who you want to be with. It's also the girl's job to impress the guy, not the other way around. Yes we know they just want our money, but that's fine. We don't expect any emotional connection. The experience of the hottest girl you've seen in weeks grinding your lap is definitely sexually gratifying, but it's still missing the essential element of an emotional/mental/spiritual connection that a real relationship brings. That kind of relationship is what I want, but sometimes you just don't feel confident enough to pursue one.
 
For $40 you better have gotten a T-shirt...

House of Babes in Orlando had a t-shirt dance for I think $30. Three songs long. Oh, and strip clubs in the US almost universally suck. Best one I ever went to was in Perth, Australia. LOTS of girls working the room. They were all hot. And they were all having fun. Only downside is that their $1 dollar equivalent is a coin, which you can't exactly tip with. Smallest bill was the equivalent of $3. So you tipped them with one of those and they hung around for a while... 😉

Mark
 
Don't listen to ppl here..

it was an experience. A rite of passage. Something to look back on to say.. been there, dont that.

i don't know what these type of things are supposed to cost, but if it was worth it to you, then you did not overspend.
 
yeah, a lap dance should be a 'disposable' income purchase....if you are missing your car payment over one, skip it...find the easy chick in the bar.

If you just want to mess around with no BS, toss a $20.

I haven't used a prostitute or escort...but even picking up a her in a bar knowing it's a one night stand has issues...

If I had more money than God and single, I'd probably stick with high dollar call girls and escorts exclusively.
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
I never have understood why you guys pay for things of this nature😕

Is it too much to put a little time and effort into meeting a girl and working your way up to this point? Or is it because its a strange girl getting naked and teasing you?

I liked Mosh's angle better...
5 bucks to get in the door to some slobbering kegfest, pork three hotties, grab a Big Mac on the way home.
Total investment less than 11 bucks=winnar.
 
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