Had a test at work today. Hope I passed

[minendo]

Today QA decided to do hand swabs on random team members. Of course with my luck I get picked. Hopefully the massive amounts of hand sanitizer (concentrated alcohol, etc) I used will pay off.

 

[paulney]

Who do you work for? Lockheed Martin?

 

[virtueixi]

Peep show janitor?

 

[Colt45]

?????

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Colt45
?????

Testing for coliforms.

 

[Crazymofo]

err

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: minendo
Today QA decided to do hand swabs on random team members. Of course with my luck I get picked. Hopefully the massive amounts of hand sanitizer (concentrated alcohol, etc) I used will pay off.

What substance were they looking for? Urea?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: minendo
Today QA decided to do hand swabs on random team members. Of course with my luck I get picked. Hopefully the massive amounts of hand sanitizer (concentrated alcohol, etc) I used will pay off.

What kind of alcohol?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: minendo
Today QA decided to do hand swabs on random team members. Of course with my luck I get picked. Hopefully the massive amounts of hand sanitizer (concentrated alcohol, etc) I used will pay off.

What substance were they looking for? Urea?

Actually more along the lines of sh!t.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Colt45
?????

Testing for coliforms.

like poopy on the hands

 

[Squisher]

Hope it wasn't the rosy palm.

We all know what they'll find there.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Hope it wasn't the rosy palm.

We all know what they'll find there.

what?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Squisher
Hope it wasn't the rosy palm.

We all know what they'll find there.

what?

 

[flexy]

ok, you work somewhere where they test employees whether they have sh!t on their hands ? Ok....


hand sanitizer ? work in a hospital or nursing home or something ? just wondering...

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: flexy
ok, you work somewhere where they test employees whether they have sh!t on their hands ? Ok....

maybe he works in the food services industry

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: flexy
ok, you work somewhere where they test employees whether they have sh!t on their hands ? Ok....

maybe he works in the food services industry

think you got a point there

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: flexy
ok, you work somewhere where they test employees whether they have sh!t on their hands ? Ok....


hand sanitizer ? work in a hospital or nursing home or something ? just wondering...

food processing facility. They were testing for coliforms.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Squisher
Hope it wasn't the rosy palm.

We all know what they'll find there.

what?

You're a slycat. You should be able to figure it out.

hint: it ain't hair gel.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: Squisher
Hope it wasn't the rosy palm.

We all know what they'll find there.

what?

You're a slycat. You should be able to figure it out.

hint: it ain't hair gel.

Don't you know? He's not-so-slycat; his gf found his pr0n.

 

[z0mb13]

what is coliform?

like some kind of bacteria?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
what is coliform?

like some kind of bacteria?

Bacteria that result in drip drip drip if consumed.

 

[db]

What's your company's product (so I can avoid it)?

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: z0mb13
what is coliform?

like some kind of bacteria?

Bacteria that result in drip drip drip if consumed.

penis drip?

 

[Yossarian]

colorforms? I had those when I was a kid

 

[Brutuskend]

minendo to hot chick "Does this rag smell like coliform to you?"


Well, at least there wasn't a bottle involved.