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Voted this morning before work, my polling place is at this little elementary school a couple of miles from my apartment. It wasn't quite 8AM yet, so needless to say it was pretty much just me and some senior citizens there. At the entrance to the school, there was a little gaggle of people standing with campaign flyers and begging for votes, so everyone had to run the gauntlet before they could go inside and do their business.
As i'm walking up the sidewalk to the door, the first person in the greeting line (some little old lady who looked like she was 140 years old) handed me a flyer and started into her speech. "Thanks for voting today, and i hope you'll consider casting your vote for Joe Biden... he'll stand up for our most vulnerable citizens by opposing privitization of Social Security!"
Needless to say, i hadn't planned on voting for Biden, so it's time to have a little bit of fun with her. So I simply tell her the truth. "Ummm... i think that Social Security is a scam and unconstitutional, and think it should be abolished. That's why i'm voting Libertarian."
Well, i suppose i said it a little bit louder than i had intended, because both her and everyone else who was there begging for votes looked at me with a stunned look, like i had just slapped the Pope. Funny enough, she didn't persist and no one else in the greeting line bothered to talk to me or hand me any flyers... you should have seen how that sidewalk cleared off in order to let me pass. Man, if i had only brought a camera with me
As i'm walking up the sidewalk to the door, the first person in the greeting line (some little old lady who looked like she was 140 years old) handed me a flyer and started into her speech. "Thanks for voting today, and i hope you'll consider casting your vote for Joe Biden... he'll stand up for our most vulnerable citizens by opposing privitization of Social Security!"
Needless to say, i hadn't planned on voting for Biden, so it's time to have a little bit of fun with her. So I simply tell her the truth. "Ummm... i think that Social Security is a scam and unconstitutional, and think it should be abolished. That's why i'm voting Libertarian."
Well, i suppose i said it a little bit louder than i had intended, because both her and everyone else who was there begging for votes looked at me with a stunned look, like i had just slapped the Pope. Funny enough, she didn't persist and no one else in the greeting line bothered to talk to me or hand me any flyers... you should have seen how that sidewalk cleared off in order to let me pass. Man, if i had only brought a camera with me