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Had a little "race" with a '74 Pinto Hatchback...

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BDawg

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I was driving my dad's Boxster S when this pea green pinto pulls up next to me at a stoplight and starts revving his engine. Never turning down a chance to floor it, I gunned it as soon as the light turned green. I easily outdistanced him and beat him to the next stoplight.

Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...

Seriously though..how many "Had a little 'race'" threads do we need in a day. 😉
 
Originally posted by: BDawg
I was driving my dad's Boxster S when this pea green pinto pulls up next to me at a stoplight and starts revving his engine. Never turning down a chance to floor it, I gunned it as soon as the light turned green. I easily outdistanced him and beat him to the next stoplight.

Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...

Seriously though..how many "Had a little 'race'" threads do we need in a day. 😉
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LOL!
Yeah right!!!!



You couldn't survive a Pinto.
 
Originally posted by: Biosfear
I had a little race with a riced out civic i got out of my 1970 chevelle ss ls6 and broke his forearms and then repeatedly slamed his face into his "racing" steering wheel till his face was a bloody pulp.
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"WTF"
 
Originally posted by: Biosfear
I had a little race with a riced out civic i got out of my 1970 chevelle ss ls6 and broke his forearms and then repeatedly slamed his face into his "racing" steering wheel till his face was a bloody pulp.
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mmmmmk.
 
Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...
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what a dummy. anyone who knows anything about cars knows that pintos were notorious for gas tank explosions.
 
Originally posted by: rickn
Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...
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what a dummy. anyone who knows anything about cars knows that pintos were notorious for gas tank explosions.
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Clue phone for rickn...that's exactly why he turned around backwards...besides, it was a satire thread. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: rickn
Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...
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what a dummy. anyone who knows anything about cars knows that pintos were notorious for gas tank explosions.
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Clue phone for rickn...that's exactly why he turned around backwards...besides, it was a satire thread. 🙂
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your humor escapes me 😕
 
There were 2 other "Had a little race" threads today...I decided to make up one that is a parody of the other ones using 1. A race with an obvious finish and 2. the most well known car problem of all time.
 
Originally posted by: BDawg
I was driving my dad's Boxster S when this pea green pinto pulls up next to me at a stoplight and starts revving his engine. Never turning down a chance to floor it, I gunned it as soon as the light turned green. I easily outdistanced him and beat him to the next stoplight.

Then while stopped, I see him approaching in my rearview mirror. He stops, turns around and starts coming at me backwards! He barely touches me with the rear of her car and boom! I don't know how I survived...

Seriously though..how many "Had a little 'race'" threads do we need in a day. 😉
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I would like to see your daddies Boxter S against my friends Pinto.
 
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