Somehow I got on the postal 2 mailing list and just got this email from them...
I hate to tell them, but, that game really really sucked.
Only because I'm being swamped with emails telling me about some a-hole journalist imposters at Computer Gaming World and GMR magazines do I feel compelled to write to you, the GREATEST FANS in the world. It is YOU and ONLY YOU who we care about.
I've just returned from a rare vacation, and have learned of the Perfect Score, 0, we received by some thesaurus smoking rapeclown writer at CGW and an identical twin-turd at GMR, now 2 Zeros plus 2 A-holes equals PURE CRAP, these guys have their tongues firmly implanted in the anuses of their sterile parent game publisher Ziff Davis.
Now I don't mind that they use RWS or POSTAL to grab attention to their failing tampon of a rag magazine, but its a real diservice to mislead their subscribers, gamers and everyone in the gaming community. People pay hard earned money for their "magazines" and they look for accurate information and reviews about games, not political expressions by closet case pseudo jouranlists. My apologies to all who have paid for these moralistic manifestos, one can only suspect they're on the payroll of the Leiberman For President campaign, so much for independece and originality. GOD BLESS AMERICA, we sure can use it.
So I say to you, to hell with them, lets not waste our valuable time stretching these a-holes, lets move on and have fun, play POSTAL, destroy, kill and enjoy life.
Always,
V
I hate to tell them, but, that game really really sucked.