Gwyneth Paltrow

[Dedpuhl]

In the movie, Bounce, she has dyed her hair black. Doesn't she look awful with her hair that color?

 

[thebestMAX]

Some people would say she just looks awful all the time.

She is better as a blond with "Gel" in her hair.

 

[MrChicken]

Define "Gel"

 

[Bling Bling]

gel = my "stuff."

 

[CirekL]

Hahahaha... "Bling Bling" you bottle that "stuff"?

 

[SSP]

Mah!.. too skinny. She does look better as a blonde.

 

[Ariel]

Wasn't Cameron Diaz the blonde with "gel" in her hair?

 

[DefRef]

Ugh. She ALWAYS looks like she's been dying of turburculosis.

When Brad Pitt dumped her, I said, "He probably looked at her and realized, 'Hey, I'd do better jerking off while looking in a mirror!'"

 

[Isla]

<< When Brad Pitt dumped her, I said, &quot;He probably looked at her and realized, 'Hey, I'd do better jerking off while looking in a mirror!'&quot; >>



OK, you made me spit my wine...

I've heard Angelina Jolie called &quot;the anti-Gwyneth&quot;....

Gwyneth is just part of the Hollywood machine. She can't hold a candle to Kate Blanchett, who is also a very thin blonde. Rent the movie &quot;Elizabeth&quot; and you will see what I mean.

The thin Hollywood blondes are interchangeable and hardly distinguishable, but Kate Blanchette stands out nicely.

Kate Winslett, on the other hand.... She's my kind of woman!

 

[Linh]

i'd do her

 

[Passions]

hey hey she is pretty. what you say?

 

[joemamma]

i think paltrow is nasty period.

 

[Unsickle]

The proper word to describe her is waif

 

[Bling Bling]

the only thing i bottle is midgets.

the only things that midgets (the unbottled ones) are good for are basketball and porn.

Amen.

 

[NFS4]

<< When Brad Pitt dumped her, I said,
&quot;Heprobably looked at her and
realized,'Hey, I'd do better jerking
offwhile looking in a mirror!'&quot; >>


ROTF!!!!!!

 

[The Wildcard]

Gwyneth doesn't really look special at all. I think Brad Pitt is MUCH, MUCH better off with Jennifer Aniston.

 

[slunk]

Jennifer Aniston doesn't have anything on Gwyneth. Gwyneth is far more beautiful. Plus I don't think I could stand 10 minutes with Jennifer and not slap her. She's annoying in everything she does.

 

[SSP]

And you know that cause you hang around Jennifer Aniston? Please. You don't even know the person. Plus she has a nice body, compared to Paltrow (can't remember that movie she was Nude on, but she was nasty).

 

[Gizmology]

<< i'd do her >>



Yeah and I am sure she you would do you.

NOT.

-Giz

 

[Valhalla1]

do-able.

 

[Bling Bling]

i'd do jennifer aniston till she cried.