guyver01
Lifer
kid walks up to his dad, and says "dad... what's the difference between Hypothetical and Realistic"
dad says, "go upstairs, and ask yer mom if she'd sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars"
kid goes upstairs, asks mom "would you sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars?"
mom thinks for a moment.. then says "yes"
kid goes downstairs and tells dad what mom said.
dad says, "now go ask yer sister if she would sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars"
kid says "but dad, what difference does this have to do...."
dad interrupts and says "just do what i ask"
kid goes to his sister and asks "would you sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars?"
sister thinks for a moment then says "hell yea!"
kid goes back to his dad and tells him what his sister said.
kid then asks dad.. "now will you tell me what the difference is between hypothetical and realistic?"
dad says "well... hypothetically, we have $2millions dollars.... realistically, we livin' with two ho's"
:roll:
dad says, "go upstairs, and ask yer mom if she'd sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars"
kid goes upstairs, asks mom "would you sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars?"
mom thinks for a moment.. then says "yes"
kid goes downstairs and tells dad what mom said.
dad says, "now go ask yer sister if she would sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars"
kid says "but dad, what difference does this have to do...."
dad interrupts and says "just do what i ask"
kid goes to his sister and asks "would you sleep with the neighborman for $1million dollars?"
sister thinks for a moment then says "hell yea!"
kid goes back to his dad and tells him what his sister said.
kid then asks dad.. "now will you tell me what the difference is between hypothetical and realistic?"
dad says "well... hypothetically, we have $2millions dollars.... realistically, we livin' with two ho's"
:roll:
