Guys Versus Girls

[mundania]

Please keep these reasonably clean. =D
Try to come up with original ones. =)

Girls dress to impress, guys dress so as to not be naked.

Girls use perfume to enhance their body aroma. Guys use cologne
to cover up extraneous body odors and functions. <-- sigh..that was suck.

Guys never ask for directions because they don't know where they're going, and asking how to get there isn't going to help.
Girls ask for directions because they really want to get to Nordstrom's 15% sale.

Guys watch pornography movies for the acting.
Girls watch soap operas for the acting.



Fine print:
Don't take the above statements seriously. They are BLANKET statements
intended to poke fun and exaggerate some of the tendencies of the
respective sexes.

 

[DarthSideous]

guys love to make money
girls love to spend it all and freakin' waste it..goddamn I hate when they just go out and charge up all your credit cards and buy useless crap, they don't even know what their are buying, they could easily charge up 20 grand on there and not have anything to show for it..next thing you know, you're now bankrupt and losing the house..you have bad credit and can't even buy a car cause your rates would be so damn high..man this sux..is this one ok??

hehe just kidding girls..love ya

 

[DannyLove]

guys look horrible when naked
girls look very nice and beautiful when naked

guys claim they listen to the girls.
girls listen but dont understand.

guys are just as horny as girls
girls are just as horny as guys

 

[cxim]

>> Guys never ask for directions because they don't know where they're going, and asking how to get there isn't going to help.
Girls ask for directions because they really want to get to Nordstrom's 15% sale. <<

nope !!!

Guys don't ask, because they KNOW where they are goin'

Girls ask because they have no idea where they are... &amp; they just got to talk, anyway ... who cares if they were headed for New york &amp; end up in Miami ?

 

[urameatball]

guys don't ask for directions because we're always ending up at a better and more interesting place anyway!
girls ask for directions because that's the only store that will give you the 25% off the gucci shoes.

guys use cell phones for business purposes,
girls use cell phones for &quot;other&quot; purposes

 

[SuperGroove]

Guys dress to impress
Guys cannot drive
Girls cannot drive
Guys are stubborn
Girls are stubborn
Girls I like
Guys I don't like

 

[TheVrolok]

cell phone... lol..

 

[urameatball]

<< Guy cannot drive >>



whoa?

 

[warcleric]

Guys cheat and then try to think up an excuse.
Girls plan an affair for months, then cheat.

Guys live for sex.
Girls know this.

 

[Noriaki]

Guys are assholes because we don't stop to think about what we are doing.

Girls do there best to viciously plain out how best to be a bitch.

 

[Mule]

<< Guy cannot drive >>


It's true. 90% of the drivers out there cannot drive worth of sh!t. In fact I don't think they should even have a license. But I do believe that a vast majority of the 10% that can drive are men. But that doesn't mean that all men can drive.

 

[DannyLove]

<< Girls do there best to viciously plain out how best to be a bitch. >>


ROTFL

 

[yobarman]

Girls try on clothes by holding them up to their bodies.
Guys try on clothes by holding them up to their noses.

But seriously, where would we be without girls? You gotta love em. Let's make love[sex] not war.

 

[toph99]

guys know what they are out to buy, where it is and how much it will cost. 20 minutes max(especially for clothing and necessities)
girls go to shop just for the hell of it and they take forever!(last time i go shopping wih my female friends :|)