guys: un-zip or un-button?

[XZeroII]

I unbelt, unbutton, unzip, remove pants, remove boxers, stretch it out for good measure, urinate, replace boxers, replace pants, zip, button, belt. Done.

Why do you ask?

 

[Injury]

I just let it flow. As long as I don't get up from my desk my chair absorbs most of it and a conveniently placed car air freshener hanging from the underside of my desk hides any indication that it ever happened.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: scott916
Why would you bother unbuttoning? Are you gonna let your pants drop to your ankles like a kid?
And I use the slit because I'm over 9 years old and I wear boxers now.

It's faster, and I wear boxer briefs. Why do you feel the need to insult people over this? That seems to happen every time there is a thread about this.

And I still fail to understand how unbuttoning could possibly be faster. You have to unzip in addition to unbuttoning.

It pretty much happens in one smooth motion for me. One hand unbuttons, the other unzips while pulling down the front of the boxers.

Yeah exactly. I mean, if anyone wants to race me I'll put some money on it. It's faster for me, because if I just unzip I have to pull the flaps apart on my boxer briefs. Boxers are easier, but I don't wear boxers.

If you're not wearing any pants, just underwear (presumably at home), do you go over the top or through the hole? And what type of underwear? If you wear boxers I could see it going either way. With anything else, I don't know why you wouldn't go over the top.

 

[Regs]

Well a zipper is much easier for me. But if it has a button I just piss in my pants.

 

[Eli]

Unbutton.

Zippers are not exactly soft and gentle.

 

[alkemyst]

you have a vagina? I never knew.

 

[Journer]

i just imagined a 30yr old AT nerd coming up to the urinal and dropping his pants and holding his shirt up with both hands...like a first grader

 

[Mo0o]

Better question: flop teh balls out or keep em tucked in

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Better question: flop teh balls out or keep em tucked in

FLOP 'EM FTW. I'm unbutton & unzip if you didn't catch that.

 

[eits]

button fly ftw

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
button flys are sexy but must a pita to undo every time you have to pee.

it's not... it's really easy. they kinda rip apart as you open the top button and pull. it's much faster than fumbling for a little zipper.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Journer
i just imagined a 30yr old AT nerd coming up to the urinal and dropping his pants and holding his shirt up with both hands...like a first grader

I just drop my pants and kick them into the corner so I don't end up tripping.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Better question: flop teh balls out or keep em tucked in

FLOP 'EM FTW. I'm unbutton & unzip if you didn't catch that.

amen. I dont have time to seperate. I flop em all out.