Guys, need some MASSIVE help...

[sdifox]

Wait, I think I finally figured it out. He is trying to strain a metric tonne of fertilizer to extract St. John's wart essence so that he can use it to fry chicken fried steak on a grill

 

[herm0016]

@Scarpozzi steak, not chicken. chicken fried steak.

 

[ElFenix]

That is a griddle (or 'large skillet' if you're vulgar), not a grill. A grill has the lines. Some griddles have a grill on one side, thusly:

flat tops can also be called grills.

https://smile.amazon.com/Blackstone-Tabletop-Grill-Adjustable-Tailgating/dp/B076MFM8LX/

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

flat tops can also be called grills.

https://smile.amazon.com/Blackstone-Tabletop-Grill-Adjustable-Tailgating/dp/B076MFM8LX/

Those are made by fucking liars.

 

[Scarpozzi]

@Scarpozzi steak, not chicken. chicken fried steak.

Sorry...I was thinking of chicken fried chicken. Yeah...same thing applies to steak....pulverize it with a meat tenderizer and soak/salt the thing.

 

[Micrornd]

Luby's Cafeteria Chicken Fried Steak Recipe - Food.com