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Guys, have you ever been hit on by a dude before?

tec699

Banned
Scenerio 1

I have. I was 19 years old at the time. I was working as a gas attendant at my local Exxon. It's Texaco now. Anyway, so I was pumping gas. I had a rippin bod at the time. Tight abs and beefy biceps drew in the women from time to time. Well this dude started to come into the gas station. Oh he would fill up the station wagon with regular and we would talk. He would stand at the pump and literally talk to me for 30 minutes at a time. One day he asked if I played an instrument. I said hell yea, "I play guitar." He was like "cool.. why don't you come over at 7pm and he can jam! Unknowingly I thought he wanted to jam on the guitar not the other type of jamming...😕

So I get to his house and he has his keyboard set up and we start jaming. I had my guitar strapped low and we were playing GnR, Whitesnake, etc.. Actually he sounded like sh!t while me... I sounded ok. So after a while we stop jamming and I sit on his couch. The next thing I know the lights get a little dim and he's like "so what do you want to watch?" I'm like "eh? I don't care." Well he then puts on a porn tape. I like to watch porn but with two dudes in a dimly lighted room? It wasn't looking good. Then he asked if I like to touch myself and I'm like "huh, what are you talking about?" Then he starts to move his hand down to his private area and I picked up my guitar and got the f*ck out of his house!!! I swear I would have bashed his head in with my guitar if he would have made a move.

The guy died from AIDS in 1995.

Scenerio 2

I was working at another gas station. I was 22 yrs old at the time. One night this red haired fat gay individual walked right into the gas station. He was relentless. He started to ask me what nationally I was.. I told him Native American, Italian and Irish. He liked that combo. He was like "Oh, I bet you have a temper!! I like that in a man." I was like "eh, I'm busy. Please leave." He would not leave!! Then he started to grab my biceps and asked if I worked out. I told him I did and he got excited. He then started to really grab my biceps and I just got pissed. I wanted this guy out of the gas station. I was scared that I might get rapped that night!! :Q I noticed on the table to his left were open containers of gas. I ran to one and put a rag in a container. I told him that I was going to throw it at the projects whice are across the street from the gas station. He thought I was f*ckin nuts!! He told me that I should put the open container of gas down. I was like "hell no, I want to burn the projects to the ground! He got so scared he ran from the store and I never saw this guy again. Thank god. He weighed over 250 lbs and was like 6"5 inches.

😀:beer::shocked::shocked::beer:
 
quick story:
Gap with 2 female friends (my fashion coordinators)
A gay CSR suggested (in the fitting room) that I try on their new capri pants, then turns to get it from the racks. While he was gone, we burst out laughing. When he got back, I tried it on (just for kicks), then walked quickly away from the room
 
oh, another story, I was recruited by a gay tv producer for his show...while I was out with my friends for a late night meal. I left his business card in my friend's parents car 😀
 
hah my exbf and I were at a band competition in Northern CA a few years ago and we were walking to the bathroom. Some guy comes up to my exbf and says "Hey, my friend Jamie thinks you're cute" and he was like "i already have a girlfriend" and the guy said "Oh, my fried Jamie is a girl, he thought you were gay"
 
Well, there was this perverted old man who called me his "muscley-armed paper boy" and was always trying to get me to come into his cellar for some "popsicles"...
 
Originally posted by: jessicak
hah my exbf and I were at a band competition in Northern CA a few years ago and we were walking to the bathroom. Some guy comes up to my exbf and says "Hey, my friend Jamie thinks you're cute" and he was like "i already have a girlfriend" and the guy said "Oh, my fried Jamie is a girl, he thought you were gay"

bwahaha... 😀

Shouldn't that say my friend Jamie is a guy, he thought you were gay?
 
I was buying condoms at a gas station quick mart. I paid for the rubbers and as the guy behind the counter handed them over, he winked and smiled at me. I told him "sorry I'm straight" and walked out.
 
Nope i'm to ugly.

but once while at RIT me and a buddy were playing pool next to two good looking women. We started talking to them and ended up playing with them. Well i thought we had a chance so i asked them if they wanted to go get something to eat and maybe go out.

They just looked at each other and said that while they liked us they weren't into men that way.
I'm like oh..damn. But it still turned out well. We got to be good friends while i was there.
 
Originally posted by: NetWareHead
I was buying condoms at a gas station quick mart. I paid for the rubbers and as the guy behind the counter handed them over, he winked and smiled at me. I told him "sorry I'm straight" and walked out.

Yeah that guy was probably just an asshole.

There was already a thread like this awhile ago. I posted my one story.
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: NetWareHead
I was buying condoms at a gas station quick mart. I paid for the rubbers and as the guy behind the counter handed them over, he winked and smiled at me. I told him "sorry I'm straight" and walked out.

Yeah that guy was probably just an asshole.

There was already a thread like this awhile ago. I posted my one story.

Yep, I agree. Guys will do sh*t like that so they can freak out the other person.
 
I was at a club years ago, with my best mate, his old brother, and his friends. We were at the bar, shooting the sh!t when this guy came over and started talking with me. He was the same age as the guys I was with, and I just assumed he was one of them I didn't know (as there were a few).

Anyway, he suggests we hit the dance floor, presumably to find some women. We get out there, I see two girls I know and start dancing with them. I turn around and buddy was trying to dance with me!

I dusted outta there, headed for the bar, and found the lads. Sailor-boy shows up and asks where I went? I told him I needed a drink, and introduced him to my extremely homophobic football jock friend, Mike.

The two girls I was dancing with show up giggling. They knew he was gay.

Oh, and Mike found out he was too - and he punched me nice and hard.
 
Happened so many times with me it's not even funny. I can't say all the stories, but one guy came up to me on the street late at night and offered to rent us a limo for the evening if I'd go back to his place with him. So many other stories too.

Thing is, I've learned to accept it. It doesn't bother me at all anymore. Gay people needs lovin too right? I just let them know I'm straight and most of the time that's fine. Some of them are fvcktards and keep on trying until I'm very blunt with them.
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Happened so many times with me it's not even funny. I can't say all the stories, but one guy came up to me on the street late at night and offered to rent us a limo for the evening if I'd go back to his place with him. So many other stories too.

Thing is, I've learned to accept it. It doesn't bother me at all anymore. Gay people needs lovin too right? I just let them know I'm straight and most of the time that's fine. Some of them are fvcktards and keep on trying until I'm very blunt with them.

I feel that way about a lotta guys... 😛 I think guys should be flattered if other guys think they're attractive/hit on them.

My ex was a theatre major and used to get hit on all the time... he's straight, but would still let them play "dress up" with him at Gap, etc. (I think because the gay guys helped pick out all his clothes, he had a stylin' wardrobe)
 
Originally posted by: Dezign
Originally posted by: silverpig
Happened so many times with me it's not even funny. I can't say all the stories, but one guy came up to me on the street late at night and offered to rent us a limo for the evening if I'd go back to his place with him. So many other stories too.

Thing is, I've learned to accept it. It doesn't bother me at all anymore. Gay people needs lovin too right? I just let them know I'm straight and most of the time that's fine. Some of them are fvcktards and keep on trying until I'm very blunt with them.

I feel that way about a lotta guys... 😛 I think guys should be flattered if other guys think they're attractive/hit on them.

My ex was a theatre major and used to get hit on all the time... he's straight, but would still let them play "dress up" with him at Gap, etc. (I think because the gay guys helped pick out all his clothes, he had a stylin' wardrobe)

u sure ur ex wasnt bi?

😀
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Dezign
Originally posted by: silverpig
Happened so many times with me it's not even funny. I can't say all the stories, but one guy came up to me on the street late at night and offered to rent us a limo for the evening if I'd go back to his place with him. So many other stories too.

Thing is, I've learned to accept it. It doesn't bother me at all anymore. Gay people needs lovin too right? I just let them know I'm straight and most of the time that's fine. Some of them are fvcktards and keep on trying until I'm very blunt with them.

I feel that way about a lotta guys... 😛 I think guys should be flattered if other guys think they're attractive/hit on them.

My ex was a theatre major and used to get hit on all the time... he's straight, but would still let them play "dress up" with him at Gap, etc. (I think because the gay guys helped pick out all his clothes, he had a stylin' wardrobe)

u sure ur ex wasnt bi?

😀


Was going to ask the same thing. I average 1-2 gay pickup attempts a year. I normally just say I'm flattered and all but I'm not into guys....but yes it is annoying as hell when they persist after you tell them this.
 
I lived in Hollywood and Venice in LA for a couple years in the early/mid '70's. I'd hitchhiked accross the country and ended up there. I wanted to be the great American writer and thought, "Well, OK, I'm right in the middle of the myth making machinery of the Great American Beast, this is where I should be", or some such young'un full of himself thought.

I used to hitchike everywhere before I got my motorcycle, even on Sundays when the buses were 10 cents (first gas crisis), just to see who would pick me up. I was streetwise, fearless, and hungry for experience. I met a lot of truly amazing people that way, but about 40-50% of my rides were from gay guys. I honestly had never known there were so many gay guys in the world until LA!

Anyway, even my own Mother has told me I looked like Charles Manson, so those guys were always WAY more afraid of me than I ever was of them, and, hey, they would take me door to door still hoping, you know?

Only once, though, one guy just wouldn't take the hint and twice tried to touch me while he was driving. I nearly caused an accident setting him straight, I was just pissed. I slammed his head up against the driver's side window and tried to punch the side of his face, but it was hard to get a clean shot in the confines of the car. He had put his hands up to protect himself, and we started into the oncoming lane. It was I who yanked the steering wheel back, all in a matter of seconds. My heart was racing after that.

Other than that, I had a close writer friend who was gay. He was a mentor to my friend Steve and I, and respected us both. It was implicit that he was gay and we were straight and there was never even the hint of him coming on to us. Lee. He was brilliant, and an honorable man.
 
Once. In a shower. I was showering in a university locker room after swimming and some guys comes in and starts trying to be chatty and friendly and asks me to help him with his calculus homework and stuff. The stuff he said wasn't too bad, but:

Hitting on people in the shower is unacceptable! I don't care if you're straight, gay, male, female, whatever. You do not hit on people while they're naked!
 
No, they tend to go for a friend of mine, maybe because he's really skinny? I've had a bit of a paunch most of my life and seem to be a magnet for chubby girls.
 
I've djed countless times in gay bars.
So there arn't many stories that stick out in my mind.
 
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