Scenerio 1
I have. I was 19 years old at the time. I was working as a gas attendant at my local Exxon. It's Texaco now. Anyway, so I was pumping gas. I had a rippin bod at the time. Tight abs and beefy biceps drew in the women from time to time. Well this dude started to come into the gas station. Oh he would fill up the station wagon with regular and we would talk. He would stand at the pump and literally talk to me for 30 minutes at a time. One day he asked if I played an instrument. I said hell yea, "I play guitar." He was like "cool.. why don't you come over at 7pm and he can jam! Unknowingly I thought he wanted to jam on the guitar not the other type of jamming...
So I get to his house and he has his keyboard set up and we start jaming. I had my guitar strapped low and we were playing GnR, Whitesnake, etc.. Actually he sounded like sh!t while me... I sounded ok. So after a while we stop jamming and I sit on his couch. The next thing I know the lights get a little dim and he's like "so what do you want to watch?" I'm like "eh? I don't care." Well he then puts on a porn tape. I like to watch porn but with two dudes in a dimly lighted room? It wasn't looking good. Then he asked if I like to touch myself and I'm like "huh, what are you talking about?" Then he starts to move his hand down to his private area and I picked up my guitar and got the f*ck out of his house!!! I swear I would have bashed his head in with my guitar if he would have made a move.
The guy died from AIDS in 1995.
Scenerio 2
I was working at another gas station. I was 22 yrs old at the time. One night this red haired fat gay individual walked right into the gas station. He was relentless. He started to ask me what nationally I was.. I told him Native American, Italian and Irish. He liked that combo. He was like "Oh, I bet you have a temper!! I like that in a man." I was like "eh, I'm busy. Please leave." He would not leave!! Then he started to grab my biceps and asked if I worked out. I told him I did and he got excited. He then started to really grab my biceps and I just got pissed. I wanted this guy out of the gas station. I was scared that I might get rapped that night!! :Q I noticed on the table to his left were open containers of gas. I ran to one and put a rag in a container. I told him that I was going to throw it at the projects whice are across the street from the gas station. He thought I was f*ckin nuts!! He told me that I should put the open container of gas down. I was like "hell no, I want to burn the projects to the ground! He got so scared he ran from the store and I never saw this guy again. Thank god. He weighed over 250 lbs and was like 6"5 inches.
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I have. I was 19 years old at the time. I was working as a gas attendant at my local Exxon. It's Texaco now. Anyway, so I was pumping gas. I had a rippin bod at the time. Tight abs and beefy biceps drew in the women from time to time. Well this dude started to come into the gas station. Oh he would fill up the station wagon with regular and we would talk. He would stand at the pump and literally talk to me for 30 minutes at a time. One day he asked if I played an instrument. I said hell yea, "I play guitar." He was like "cool.. why don't you come over at 7pm and he can jam! Unknowingly I thought he wanted to jam on the guitar not the other type of jamming...
So I get to his house and he has his keyboard set up and we start jaming. I had my guitar strapped low and we were playing GnR, Whitesnake, etc.. Actually he sounded like sh!t while me... I sounded ok. So after a while we stop jamming and I sit on his couch. The next thing I know the lights get a little dim and he's like "so what do you want to watch?" I'm like "eh? I don't care." Well he then puts on a porn tape. I like to watch porn but with two dudes in a dimly lighted room? It wasn't looking good. Then he asked if I like to touch myself and I'm like "huh, what are you talking about?" Then he starts to move his hand down to his private area and I picked up my guitar and got the f*ck out of his house!!! I swear I would have bashed his head in with my guitar if he would have made a move.
The guy died from AIDS in 1995.
Scenerio 2
I was working at another gas station. I was 22 yrs old at the time. One night this red haired fat gay individual walked right into the gas station. He was relentless. He started to ask me what nationally I was.. I told him Native American, Italian and Irish. He liked that combo. He was like "Oh, I bet you have a temper!! I like that in a man." I was like "eh, I'm busy. Please leave." He would not leave!! Then he started to grab my biceps and asked if I worked out. I told him I did and he got excited. He then started to really grab my biceps and I just got pissed. I wanted this guy out of the gas station. I was scared that I might get rapped that night!! :Q I noticed on the table to his left were open containers of gas. I ran to one and put a rag in a container. I told him that I was going to throw it at the projects whice are across the street from the gas station. He thought I was f*ckin nuts!! He told me that I should put the open container of gas down. I was like "hell no, I want to burn the projects to the ground! He got so scared he ran from the store and I never saw this guy again. Thank god. He weighed over 250 lbs and was like 6"5 inches.
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