GUYS: Add this to your bag of tricks...if you HAVEN'T already!

Xstatic1

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being of the female persuasion, i'm writing this to share something--call it my pearls of wisdom, LOL--with the majority male population of this forum that will possibly score you big, no make that huge points, with the women you love.

a little background first, though...so keep reading for a few more moments so you know which Casino Royale scene i'm talking about. quick critique=great movie, got confusing towards the end. so the scene i'm referring to is the shower scene with Vesper sitting on the shower floor fully clothed (likely in shock over witnessing violence & death) and Bond joins her also fully-clothed (minus the tux jacket). so she starts talking about how all the blood won't wash off or something like that. THEN...Bond takes one of her hands and starts licking her fingers clean (to symbolically cleanse her). i'm sure i gasped followed by a damnnnnnnnnn...in fact, my gal pal & i both said it at the same time....and the other guys watching the movie with us were in virtual shock. i swear the temperature in the room must have risen a degree or two, or was that me??????!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Men of ATOT: during foreplay or whenever you want to get your girl to be in the mood, slowly (read that to mean = lovingly) lick her fingers (my friend's experience) or her toes (my own experience) while you steal a few glances at her while you're doing it. now everyone is different, so i'm not going to guarantee your girl's gonna be instantly ready for the next phase, but you may very well be pleasantly surprised at what may happen....and as my friend & i can attest, we have very fond memories of getting our digits licked. 'nuff said.

==>gonna go take a cold shower now...ummm, right after i watch that scene again, LOL.

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Aikouka

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What if she has some smelly feet (or Athlete's Foot!) ... that'd be like licking someone's belly button... gross :Q!

Don't get me onto fingers.. she could be a "gold digger" ;).
 

bleeb

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With the emergence of blood borne diseases, sucking the blood of a fingers that have other people's blood soaked them is not the right way to get the lady in bed.
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: Aikouka
What if she has some smelly feet (or Athlete's Foot!) ... that'd be like licking someone's belly button... gross :Q!

Don't get me onto fingers.. she could be a "gold digger" ;).

Maybe you should find a girl that knows how to shower? I'm pretty sure every part of my gf's body has been in my mouth at some point.
 

Xstatic1

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Originally posted by: Devine
Dirty, dirty girl .. .. . or clean dirty girl now? ;) :D

what do u think? haha :D

Originally posted by: handoverfist
:cookie: ?
aww, thanks for the cookie!

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I have been meaning to add some nail polish to my diet...

such a small price to pay for her & your happiness. besides, there's probably more chemical ingredients in her lipsticks, which will likely get on your lips each & every time you kiss her.

Originally posted by: Aikouka
What if she has some smelly feet (or Athlete's Foot!) ... that'd be like licking someone's belly button... gross :Q!

Don't get me onto fingers.. she could be a "gold digger" ;).

ummm, you may want to rethink the girls you are involved with? ;)
 

necine

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man i think that's intense... it's very erotic doing that esp. with a woman you care about.
 

iamaelephant

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I'm not sure I'm willing to take advice from someone who found the story of Casino Royale confusing.
 

judasmachine

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alright, but how am I going to get her to freak out from all the blood gore and death without the police coming...

BTW my g/f likes having her wrists sucked on. She flops around like a fish out of water, ahh fun times indeed.
 

Xstatic1

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Originally posted by: necine
man i think that's intense... it's very erotic doing that esp. with a woman you care about.

I KNOW!!! boy, do i know. still give me goosebumps when i think about it. my gal pal & i talked about it after the movie (you know, "girl talk" without the guys) and we recalled our own "experiences". believe it or not, not too many guys know about it.

so guys: if you want some girl to never ever forget you...or love you forever, you know what to do 'cause i just shared it with you.
 
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Originally posted by: iamaelephant
I'm not sure I'm willing to take advice from someone who found the story of Casino Royale confusing.
LOL at some of the responses... That one was the best.

A woman comes on here and gives good advice on how to get into her (and presumably other women's) pants and... well... I'm just shaking my head. I guess some people are just bound and determined to keep their virginity no matter what.
 

Aikouka

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Maybe you should find a girl that knows how to shower? I'm pretty sure every part of my gf's body has been in my mouth at some point.

That sure doesn't mean it was clean and who said I'm talking from experience? :p

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
ummm, you may want to rethink the girls you are involved with? ;)

So no intimate encounters after getting done doing some athletic activities or making sure she doesn't pick her nose? ;)
 

Aikouka

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Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Originally posted by: iamaelephant
I'm not sure I'm willing to take advice from someone who found the story of Casino Royale confusing.

agreed :)

Hey, some of us understand Casino Royale and some of us understand Wimmenz... it's a trade off ;)
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: iamaelephant
I'm not sure I'm willing to take advice from someone who found the story of Casino Royale confusing.

...Casino Royale was one of the worst written 3rd acts ever...