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SandEagle

Lifer
Aug 4, 2007
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Am i the only civilized person here? This wasn't funny at all. U take joy in other's misfortunes? Stay classy atot.
 

SithSolo1

Diamond Member
Mar 19, 2001
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Granted the man was obviously being a dumbass but how did the driver of the truck not notice that the guy was progressing further into the street and at least slow down if not stop?
 

Tristicus

Diamond Member
Feb 2, 2008
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Granted the man was obviously being a dumbass but how did the driver of the truck not notice that the guy was progressing further into the street and at least slow down if not stop?

He's probably smart, as I would be. Say "Oh I didn't notice him quick enough" while secretly trying to speed up Darwinism.


amirite?
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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He's probably smart, as I would be. Say "Oh I didn't notice him quick enough" while secretly trying to speed up Darwinism.


amirite?

Did you seriously just admit you'd purposely kill a man if you had a chance? I hate to break it to you but a murderer is far worse than a stupid person.
 

AnonymouseUser

Diamond Member
May 14, 2003
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Am i the only civilized person here? This wasn't funny at all. U take joy in other's misfortunes? Stay classy atot.

You're right. That ice cream truck driver shouldn't be laughed at for his misfortune of hitting an idiot who was intentionally tempting fate.
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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I hate to break it to you but a stupid person that defends stupid people is far worse than speeding up Darwinism.

Dancing in the street is very stupid and = a ticket is a cop spots you
hitting a person with a car intentionally and driving off = manslaughter & jailtime maybe even 25 to life.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you're incorrect here, but you already knew that. You just want to be a holier than thou douche-nozzle. And the ironic thing here is speeding up to attempt to hit someone is very dangerous, and if you didn't have children would make you a Darwin candidate yourself. So the poetic justice would be you speeding up trying to kill someone and killing yourself in the process.
 

foghorn67

Lifer
Jan 3, 2006
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Expected a guy walks into bar joke. This is probably funnier than anything I was expecting.
 

foghorn67

Lifer
Jan 3, 2006
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lol at this comment at the link.
"this is definitely not fake, much to my delight."
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Am i the only civilized person here? This wasn't funny at all. U take joy in other's misfortunes? Stay classy atot.

I guess you ARE the only civilized one here. We barbarians have no sympathy for someone who purposely tries to get hit by a vehicle.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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I love this video.

I wished that happened more often around here. fucking entitled peds.
:twisted:
 

Tristicus

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Dancing in the street is very stupid and = a ticket is a cop spots you
hitting a person with a car intentionally and driving off = manslaughter & jailtime maybe even 25 to life.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you're incorrect here, but you already knew that. You just want to be a holier than thou douche-nozzle. And the ironic thing here is speeding up to attempt to hit someone is very dangerous, and if you didn't have children would make you a Darwin candidate yourself. So the poetic justice would be you speeding up trying to kill someone and killing yourself in the process.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're still stupid, and your love for degenerates still shines brightly.
 

Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
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Granted the man was obviously being a dumbass but how did the driver of the truck not notice that the guy was progressing further into the street and at least slow down if not stop?
If you watch closely, there was a car on-coming in the other lane. The truck driver presumably began to swerve around the jackass, but did not have the room to get all the way around him on that side without crashing head-on into the on-coming car.

He was faced with a choice... and he chose... wisely. :sneaky:
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're still stupid, and your love for degenerates still shines brightly.

Sorry to burst your bubble I don't love degenerates, but I also don't celebrate them getting hit or make wild claims about how killing them would somehow be a good thing. I don't smile and laugh and get joy out of bad shit happens to a person. I live by the mantra let he who is without sin cast the first stone. But this is ATOT, so I'm sure you are without sin.
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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If you can't laugh at degenerates, then who can you laugh at? Borrowing a line from "TheFlyingPig": Everyone knows this...
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Guy with a clipboard walks into a Gay Bar and announces, "I'm doing a Poll!"....
 

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
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My day is infinitely brighter today!

I have had "urban people" do this to me as well.
They are usually hoopin' and hollarin' while they are in the street.
I have always slowed down, but I won't stop. Nicking them with a mirror would be nice though.