Guy tries to kill a spider with fire. Hilarity ensues.

[Jodell88]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56lFhpByO2s

What a dumbass.

 

[Nograts]

That news woman is very mannish looking.

 

[PottedMeat]

tried

the little dude crawled to safety deeper in the car :awe:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Seems like such a reasonable plan. It's hard to imagine how it all went wrong.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I find blunt force trauma is always the more realistic approach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDv7GX48puE

"pop"

 

[SKORPI0]

Mazda Issues Recall Because It Finds More Spiders In Fuel Tanks April 2014. :awe::biggrin:

Mazda has a spider problem and it has nothing to do with which Fiat brand will get a version of the new Miata. This concerns the previous generation Mazda 6 and the spiders that may still be living in its fuel tank, in a repeat of one of the rare humorous recalls.
This is the second time Mazda has recalled 6 sedans over concerns spiders "may weave a web in the evaporative canister vent line," according to the NHTSA. A web could create excessive pressure in the fuel tank and cause the tank to crack.
This round is for 42,000 2010-2012 Mazda 6 four-cylinders. Last time, it was for 2009-2010 models.

 

[shortylickens]

Was it Florida Man again, or some other idiot?

 

[mmntech]

"What was he thinking"

I don't think he was. :hmm: 😀

 

[Red Squirrel]

Haha Florida Man. He is a legend.

There is a subreddit dedicated to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman :biggrin:

 

[John Connor]

https://youtu.be/D_Komi7wnAw?t=15s

 

[Newell Steamer]

You'd never have something like this happen with a bicycle.

 

[Ruptga]

Haha Florida Man. He is a legend.

There is a subreddit dedicated to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman :biggrin:

First link does not disappoint.
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/us-world-news/24517893-story

Deputies say Dunn demanded money from the teen at knife point. The teen then ran inside the gas station, where his mom works, and when he came back out Dunn approached again.

According to a police report, Stewart opened the trunk of his mom's car and grabbed a tire iron, beating Dunn into submission and body-slamming him to the ground.

"Nate picked him up, flipped him upside down and dropped him on his head. I thought he broke his neck," said Kim Stewart.

 

[angminas]

"You're a stupidity!"

She sure showed him.

 

[Iron Woode]

that video screams to be auto-tuned.

 

[IGBT]

That news woman is very mannish looking.

looks like she could easily beat most of you's girly boys to a pulp. And I'll bet she's not afraid of spiders.

 

[akugami]

Honestly, I don't fault the guy. I mean these are the type of hard to answer life questions you have to ask yourself.

If you're pumping gas, and you see a spider on the fuel line, do you A) ignore it, B) whack it with a newspaper, or C) burn the mofo.

Obviously everyone would choose C. In the words of Peyton Manning, "Oh my god, there's a spider in here."

 

[Exterous]

Seems like such a reasonable plan. It's hard to imagine how it all went wrong.

Right? I like the part where it was only a small fire so he removed the nozzle so more gas could be ignited

 

[skyking]

Right? I like the part where it was only a small fire so he removed the nozzle so more gas could be ignited

He did not have a nuke in orbit, so it was the best he could manage.

 

[Stopsignhank]

Then there is the gas delivery guy who decided to check the level of his gas truck with a lighter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5M--0CSZ1I I suggest you stop watching right after the explosion a little over a minute in.