Guy/girl drove through a patch of cactus.

halik

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Oct 10, 2000
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heh ouch... what is he waiting for exactly, you might as well start taking them off. Paramedics don't have a magic cactus removal tools.
 

paulney

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Bwhahaaaa. Straight out of cartoons! I can't stop laughing. Does that make me a bad person?
 

feralkid

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Jan 28, 2002
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Originally posted by: halik
heh ouch... what is he waiting for exactly, you might as well start taking them off. Paramedics don't have a magic cactus removal tools.

No, but a general anesthetic would be a good idea.
 

OCGuy

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Jul 12, 2000
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Eh I hate riding trails with cacti everywhere. I was a little buzzed and went on a ride without boots..ended up with some in my ankle.
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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Bwahahaha, noobs who trek through the desert for fun deserve what they get. Just because your vehicle will get you there doesn't mean you should go. Once, while black powder hunting for Javelina, I saw a startled porker run straight thru a patch of cactus and leave a hole just like in a cartoon. Even with half inch thick hide, that had to hurt.
 

axelfox

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Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Bob: [under the car] No!
Homer: Oh, two against one
 

CKent

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Probably a woman, I can't picture a man being that bad a driver.