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tec699

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Guy at work a few days ago was in serious pain. His tooth needs to be extracted and he can't afford to go to the dentist. He told me that he's going to rip it out by himself. Then he cursed Bush because he can't afford health coverage.

The guys a bit crazy. He told me that if he doesn't get his raise he's going to pop his boss in the nose and then if he goes to jail he'll be eating lobster and shrimp. He's all talk so I seriously doubt he would do anything. :Q

He does the trash at the mall and only makes $8 per hour. It's impossible to get health coverage when you make peanuts I guess.
 
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tec699

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Well when he needed a tooth pulled out a few years ago he told me he bit on a piece of meat and it broke off.

what a way to live.
 
Spike

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Originally posted by: her209
Give the guy an apple.
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give him some peanut butter mixed with jolly ranchers (tell him he has to chew them fast), after he chews that for a bit his tooth is garunteed to be gone...

-spike
 
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Conky

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What a tard... blames Bush because he doesn't brush his teeth. :roll:

Tell smarty-pants to find a local dental college... they are happy to do routine extractions on crackheads for free. (I have a couple close friends in dental school) :beer:
 
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Originally posted by: tec699
Guy at work a few days ago was in serious pain. His tooth needs to be extracted and he can't afford to go to the dentist. He told me that he's going to rip it out by himself. Then he cursed Bush because he can't afford health coverage.

The guys a bit crazy. He told me that if he doesn't get his raise he's going to pop his boss in the nose and then if he goes to jail he'll be eating lobster and shrimp. He's all talk so I seriously doubt he would do anything. :Q

He does the trash at the mall and only makes $8 per hour. It's impossible to get health coverage when you make peanuts I guess.
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There 'are' free clinics. This guy's just looking for a way to vent his anger because, well, he makes $8 an hour.
 
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Gibson486

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
What a tard... blames Bush because he doesn't brush his teeth. :roll:

Tell smarty-pants to find a local dental college... they are happy to do routine extractions on crackheads for free. (I have a couple close friends in dental school) :beer:
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No, b/c Bush took away funds for low income insurance. I am no blaming Bush for anything, but it is what he did.
 
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QuitBanningMe

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Tell smarty-pants to find a local dental college... they are happy to do routine extractions on crackheads for free. (I have a couple close friends in dental school)
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There 'are' free clinics. This guy's just looking for a way to vent his anger because, well, he makes $8 an hour.
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Yep. Add to those that extraxtions are cheap anyway.
 
Baked

Baked

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Offer to do it for him for $50. Make sure he's really drunk and blacked out before you start the operation.
 
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no0b

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Of course every problem in our day to day lives is caused by politicians of course its so simple. Blame those in power yes....
 
shilala

shilala

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Originally posted by: no0b
Of course every problem in our day to day lives is caused by politicians of course its so simple. Blame those in power yes....
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Not politicians, George. He's a fvckwad. He can't help it, he's operating on 14 sets of chromosomes.

 
jadinolf

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
What a tard... blames Bush because he doesn't brush his teeth. :roll:

Tell smarty-pants to find a local dental college... they are happy to do routine extractions on crackheads for free. (I have a couple close friends in dental school) :beer:
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Yeah before Bush got in you could have a tooth pulled for $3.00. :disgust:
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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Originally posted by: tec699
Guy at work a few days ago was in serious pain. His tooth needs to be extracted and he can't afford to go to the dentist. He told me that he's going to rip it out by himself. Then he cursed Bush because he can't afford health coverage.

The guys a bit crazy. He told me that if he doesn't get his raise he's going to pop his boss in the nose and then if he goes to jail he'll be eating lobster and shrimp. He's all talk so I seriously doubt he would do anything. :Q

He does the trash at the mall and only makes $8 per hour. It's impossible to get health coverage when you make peanuts I guess.
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That's just so enterprising.. personally I'd just go to dentist and work out a payment plan or try a dental school, but this way he will have a more interesting story to tell. What tool will he use, old ice skate?
 
ed21x

ed21x

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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: no0b
Of course every problem in our day to day lives is caused by politicians of course its so simple. Blame those in power yes....
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Not politicians, George. He's a fvckwad. He can't help it, he's operating on 14 sets of chromosomes.
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check your sarcasm meter.
 
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mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: tec699
Well when he needed a tooth pulled out a few years ago he told me he bit on a piece of meat and it broke off.

what a way to live.
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How nice of you to care.
 
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