Guy almost gets raptured

[George P Burdell]

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[halik]

Hahahaha that oughta make him think...

 

[Safeway]

Poor religious book seller. What is raptured?

 

[ForumMaster]

That must be a sign from above! Do not bother people at their homes with religon. I remember that some guys once came to our house and tried to get us to come to sunday school. we explained to them that we were jewish. you think that stopped them? nope.

 

[markgm]

Hehe, that's unfortunately hilarious!

 

[BAMAVOO]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
That must be a sign from above! Do not bother people at their homes with religon. I remember that some guys once came to our house and tried to get us to come to sunday school. we explained to them that we were jewish. you think that stopped them? nope.

Good for them. They were just trying to save you from your sins and give you a life everlasting.

 

[Connoisseur]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
That must be a sign from above! Do not bother people at their homes with religon. I remember that some guys once came to our house and tried to get us to come to sunday school. we explained to them that we were jewish. you think that stopped them? nope.

Good for them. They were just trying to save you from your sins and give you a life everlasting.

God I hope that was sarcasm (pardon the pun).

 

[paulxcook]

This is ironic, yes, but the big thing in the article for me is "dry lightning". Lightning out of nowhere on a clear day? WTFHAX.

 

[alyssa]

lol. PWNED.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
This is ironic, yes, but the big thing in the article for me is "dry lightning". Lightning out of nowhere on a clear day? WTFHAX.

Lightning Gun FTW.


I think this is God's way of telling them not to bother people at home.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Lightning out of nowhere on a clear day? WTFHAX.

Ergo, "raptured!"

 

[Kadarin]

I'd argue that Zeus was kind of upset at him for some reason...

 

[Kwaipie]

This is almost enough to make me question my atheist belief system

 

[Cogman]

I guess he needs to find a new religion

 

[LongCoolMother]

so its funny simply because the guy is religious? :roll:

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
so its funny simply because the guy is religious? :roll:

Yeah. But it's funnier because he was a missionary selling religious books at the time.

 

[ognabor]

wonder if he was from this church