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Guns vs Wristwatch

I say guns. Wristwatches suck. I stopped wearing mine, and put it in my pocket. Once I find a 'real' job, I'm going to buy a real pocket watch.
 
Let's see "you can have my watch when you pull it from my cold, dead wrist" - nope, doesn't quite have the same ring to it. Definitely go with the guns.
 
Get a gun with a watch on it, and then practice lines like "Time for a little payback!" or "You better watch yourself, punk!"

Hopefully the assailant will be so stunned by your terrible puns that you will be able to get a better shot.
 
Omegas are sexy. 🙂

I can't vote in this poll. Firearms are awesome, but so is a fine watch. The only jewelry a man should ever worry about. I can only afford cheap watches, but I go with the best looking cheaper watch I can.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Get a gun with a watch on it, and then practice lines like "Time for a little payback!" or "You better watch yourself, punk!"

Hopefully the assailant will be so stunned by your terrible puns that you will be able to get a better shot.
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lol that's awesome.

Do they actually make guns with a clock built in? that would be awesome.

Show up at a jewlery store, pull out your gun, everyone freaks. "Hi, I'd like to get a new battery for my watch"
 
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