Guns vs Wristwatch

imported_Imp

Diamond Member
Dec 20, 2005
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I say guns. Wristwatches suck. I stopped wearing mine, and put it in my pocket. Once I find a 'real' job, I'm going to buy a real pocket watch.
 

JDMnAR1

Lifer
May 12, 2003
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Let's see "you can have my watch when you pull it from my cold, dead wrist" - nope, doesn't quite have the same ring to it. Definitely go with the guns.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Get a gun with a watch on it, and then practice lines like "Time for a little payback!" or "You better watch yourself, punk!"

Hopefully the assailant will be so stunned by your terrible puns that you will be able to get a better shot.
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Omegas are sexy. :)

I can't vote in this poll. Firearms are awesome, but so is a fine watch. The only jewelry a man should ever worry about. I can only afford cheap watches, but I go with the best looking cheaper watch I can.
 

Red Squirrel

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May 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: jagec
Get a gun with a watch on it, and then practice lines like "Time for a little payback!" or "You better watch yourself, punk!"

Hopefully the assailant will be so stunned by your terrible puns that you will be able to get a better shot.

lol that's awesome.

Do they actually make guns with a clock built in? that would be awesome.

Show up at a jewlery store, pull out your gun, everyone freaks. "Hi, I'd like to get a new battery for my watch"