Who does something like that? And to top it off, he had a beautiful wife, and his mother was with him (guy was late 20's). Both he and his friend just decided to walk around pissing their own pants and pissing on my rides. I honestly still cannnot believed this happened. I'm walking to dispatch some of our second shift employees, and a couple of employees grab me and say some guests are complaining about people peeing everywhere. I seriously thought this was a joke, or that whomever told them that was a damn liar, but nope -- asses were pissing everywhere. Obviously they were intoxicated. Bessemer Police wouldn't roll a unit for us because they claimed pissing everywhere like an ass wasn't against the law. Sure, I doubt there is a fvcking "Piss on yourself and rides" statute, but come on! Disorderly, Public Intox, and any other catch-all statutes could be used.
Security and I tried to catch these nutjobs in a classic Rommelian pincher movement, but somehow they escaped to the waterpark. Once there they jumped through a security fence and dove into the middle of a water ride. There were about 10 guests and parents that were out for blood after those asshats did that, so finally Bessemer rolled a unit. Of course at this point the two drunks decide to fight each other -- one received a severely torn up back from rolling on the concrete, and the other was stuck in some kind of perpetual beartrap under a slide. They were brothers of course.
Oh, did I mention the fvcking Raccoon? Motherfvcker is just *sitting* under a bench by our stage. He looked like the heat was pissing him off -- he wasn't aggressive or anything -- just chilling out in the stage. He kept showing up in various areas, and at one point went swimming on one of our Water Rides. Our Ops Director wanted to use a Fire Extinguisher on him, but I said there was no reason. I coaxed him back into the woods, and then called the Alabama Wildlife Refuge because he looked sick.
It was over 100 degrees today with absolututely dreadful humidity levels. We had about 30 Guest passouts today because they either don't drink water, or they drink alcohol instead (stupid stupid stupid). I got tired of getting wheelchairs after awhile to move some lardass 50 feet to the air-conditioning. Here's a hint tubby, lose about 50lbs of flab and then maybe you won't pass out from a 20 second exposure to the sun.
Security and I tried to catch these nutjobs in a classic Rommelian pincher movement, but somehow they escaped to the waterpark. Once there they jumped through a security fence and dove into the middle of a water ride. There were about 10 guests and parents that were out for blood after those asshats did that, so finally Bessemer rolled a unit. Of course at this point the two drunks decide to fight each other -- one received a severely torn up back from rolling on the concrete, and the other was stuck in some kind of perpetual beartrap under a slide. They were brothers of course.
Oh, did I mention the fvcking Raccoon? Motherfvcker is just *sitting* under a bench by our stage. He looked like the heat was pissing him off -- he wasn't aggressive or anything -- just chilling out in the stage. He kept showing up in various areas, and at one point went swimming on one of our Water Rides. Our Ops Director wanted to use a Fire Extinguisher on him, but I said there was no reason. I coaxed him back into the woods, and then called the Alabama Wildlife Refuge because he looked sick.
It was over 100 degrees today with absolututely dreadful humidity levels. We had about 30 Guest passouts today because they either don't drink water, or they drink alcohol instead (stupid stupid stupid). I got tired of getting wheelchairs after awhile to move some lardass 50 feet to the air-conditioning. Here's a hint tubby, lose about 50lbs of flab and then maybe you won't pass out from a 20 second exposure to the sun.
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