Guess what's in the box?

[AStar617]

What's in the box? (excuse the horrible color tones, cellphone pic)

12oz can placed for size reference.

My favorite guesses so far:

- Red Swingline stapler
- midget/midget stripper
- nothing, my company hates me
- somebody's head
- old computer parts that they wouldn't let me have when they were in the garbage already
- obligatory Fleshlight

 

[DAGTA]

CAKE!!!

 

[Lonyo]

Knowing the company might help.

 

[kogase]

A combo cheese grater/carrot shredder/garlic press.

 

[Bootprint]

5 years and you get something, lucky.

it's a fish bowl, with tiny writing on the bottom, "So long, and thanks for all the fish"

Or it's old computer parts that they wouldn't let you have when they were in the garbage.

 

[chambersc]

red swingline stapler

 

[Epic Fail]

a box of paper weight

 

[iamwiz82]

a midget

 

[Sqube]

Wow... you sure there isn't something wrong with the camera on your phone?

That said, it's obviously cake. Whatever you might think, they don't actually like you all that much over there.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Knowing the company might help.

A tech company that supports Fortune 1000 organizations mainly with UNIX hardware/software support, but also does other consulting/migration/education/virtual call center stuff.

 

[DAGTA]

A bowling ball.

 

[Looney]

A really really big watch.

 

[Sphexi]

It's a hat, a cowboy hat!

 

[olds]

Fleshlight?

 

[iamwiz82]

That box looks like it's Tiffany blue.

 

[Mrvile]

lol, looks a lot like a cake box to me.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Fleshlight?

It took a dozen replies before fleshlight came up, ATOT must be getting slow No, it's not a sextoy.

 

[Fritzo]

Nothing. They just gave you a nice box.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
That box looks like it's Tiffany blue.

Warmer... Part of the reason I apologized for the camera phone tint. Sqube: my phone is an LG VX8100, known for its crappy pics, particularly since the VX8000 is known for its exceptional photo quality. :roll:

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
a midget

o'man that would be so cool, your own little desk midget.

"From ronco, it's the desk midget. Need a pen but it's on the other side of desk, no problem. Your desk midget will get it for you."
"Call now and we'll throw in for free the computer screen scafolding. Your screen has to never be dirty again."

 

[The Stigenator]

do tell do tell...

 

[chuckywang]

Midget Stripper?

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
a midget

o'man that would be so cool, your own little desk midget.

"From ronco, it's the desk midget. Need a pen but it's on the other side of desk, no problem. Your desk midget will get it for you."
"Call now and we'll throw in for free the computer screen scafolding. Your screen has to never be dirty again."

You aren't lying! From the WTB section of my FS thread...

- A smart little monkey or ferret who can run CAT5 and pour drinks. Must already have prior experience in these roles.

:laugh:

 

[Pepsei]

hmmm for my 10 years, golf bag is one of the options... but i think that box is not a golf bag. perhaps some sort of crystal?

 

[AmdEmAll]

A letter from the ceo personally letting you know that you are fired.